sommelier manic 🦭

It's about to be nearly 70° out. It's time to let your snowpocalypsituationship go

"Why am I learning this from Pop Base???" Maybe because actual journalism is dying, propaganda is running rampant, and conservative-leaning news outlets make up 80% of the media ecosystem???

"Sorry I can't make it, something's come up" (someone I've followed for years on Letterboxd unfollowed me so now I have to go back and unlike all their movie reviews)

Guy whose four favorites on letterboxd are always just the last four movies he watched with you >>>>>>>>

And to think, The Nobel Peace Prize was his to lose!

ohh tea

I love when gay guys surreptitiously repost a nude from their alt to their main. It's the social media equivalent of an elephant hiding behind a pole. Like "I spy with my little eye...the same bedspread!"

True and the Apple News stories "read by an automated voice" instead of voice actors like they used to be 🤮

Blind people are so lucky in the sense that they don't have to see AI slop

[being into older men in your 20s]
"he's over twice my age 😏"
[being into older men in your 30s]
"he's roughly twice my age 😏"
[being into older men in your 40s]
"he's like 10 years my senior 😏"
[being into older men in your 50s]
"he's my ag...oh no. no no no, hold uppppp"

I'm a podcaster in the sense that I listen to podcasts all day long and sometimes I chime in

Red is the political right and blue is the left. It could be interpreted that red is pushing things toward the right which is why they're on the left. Or the sides don't matter and just about the visual 🤷‍♂️

The New Yorker's art department never misses

Kinda like how last year's Best New Artist presents the award to this year's winner, the Grammys should hire the musician most likely to be in next year's In Memoriam to perform this year's tribute!

Jamie Foxx at the #Grammys

Jelly Roll? More like Twinkie, amirite???

(Because truck drivers love 'em!)

The Grammys have gotten a lot of thing wrong over the years but turns out never awarding Nicki isn't one of them

Yam Yam getting yanked from the banquet #TheTraitorsUS

To kids who grew up on movies, Catherine O’Hara always felt like America's mom (despite being from Canada!) 😢 #RIP

Michelle Visage would say there’s no family resemblance

"Uncut... Gems"

Don't mind if I do!

Poor you! 😂😂

Sharing is caring

that's what you get for living in [insert every city i'd never visit in the winter]!!!

Prayers for cut men though 🙏

On feels like 1° mornings, I'm so grateful for my foreskin

I should've stayed to see the rest smh

🤣🤣🤣

This Paddington ass fit (I've yassified her to maintain anonymity)