It’s Bean a long time coming. @chrispassgo.bsky.social
It’s Bean a long time coming. @chrispassgo.bsky.social
My impact
Streaming myself playing Pokemon TCG Pocket as I try to make Masterball…if you’re a real one you’ll come cheer me on (and watch me embarrass myself)
www.twitch.tv/chrispassgo
(Lol)
If I send you this it means I just got my hair cut
POOR-IT is crazzzzzzzy
Severance / RHOBH / Yellowjackets / US Drag Race / The Pitt / White Lotus / Traitors / Survivor / Australian Survivor / Love is Blind… too much current TV to keep up with!!!
Prove it
White Lotus season 4 is just going to take place on a plane that crashes
Damn Love is Blind is playing some bangers this season
“Places you might like” on Uber Eats and it’s Home Depot
Gay, it’s so confusing to be a gay sometimes
Well did you meetup?
Desperately need a LEGO sugar daddy
Will not be getting phished by opening a Valentine email at work again tomorrow 🙂↔️
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I’m your favorite situationship’s favorite situationship
Trump somehow going to spin the Kendrick/Drake beef into justification for taking over Canada
All this talk of the Eagles doing a tush push on Jalen Hurts but I couldn’t help but wonder…. who was going to push my tush?
“Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this”
- I say at a bar as I lose my DraftKings Super Bowl coin toss bet
Right 😭
This is unfortunately going to live rent free in my mind for a while
Most stressed I’ve been watching an episode of Drag Race in a long time
Waking up and seeing your front door unlocked is so fun like did I just forget to lock it last night or did someone break in and steal something?? We’ll never know!
The least hottest thing a man can say is he went to bar trivia and got 5th place
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BREAKING: Mitch McConnell’s bones
Never felt more compelled to apply to be on Survivor so I can escape the US for a month
Please please please show your thiiiighs
Definitely feeling the happiest I’ve felt so far in 2025 🥲
I had to manually update it in the App Store