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H. Austin Whitver

@majikmouse

Senior Instructor in English Lit at the University of Alabama. PhD in Early Modern Drama. Author of Tombs in Shakespearean Drama; Monumental Theater. Views are very much my own. I instablock any account that posts AI art. He / Him.

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Goddammit. Where are we heading in the next exodus?

09.03.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For what it is worth, I think that 5 had the most interesting premise that I would have liked to see explored in a trilogy exactly because it leaned into this problem, literally redoing the first film with changes that spiral out into a really interesting examination of the butterfly effect.

09.03.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finished teaching and a million errands early enough to get to my kidโ€™s school 30 min early. Had been looking forward to this time as a peaceful space to edit the manuscriptโ€ฆ. which I apparently left at home.

06.03.2026 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I honestly think this might one of Cadillacโ€™s best chances for points. They will catch up on pace as the year progresses (but not enough) so a million DNFs and issues that slows up other competitors may be their shot (with or without mirrors).

06.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fatality.

06.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the actual fuck? 3 F-15s to friendly fire?!? Did someone send the DHS over there with another laser?

02.03.2026 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure if I have ever gone from a "meh" to a "will watch" this quickly, but this is the kind of precisely calibrated endorsement I am looking for.

01.03.2026 06:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just watched Galatea. Might be the best and funniest play The Alabama Shakespeare Project has put in so far. So good.

28.02.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching friends in the Boomer generation on Facebook have their peers suggest AI (particularly Grok ๐Ÿคฎ) for finding information. We are so cooked, y'all.

25.02.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lost it at the last one. So good.

25.02.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have very few real skills, but I am glad to know that my friends all have me as first on their rolodex for when they need someone to make a midnight airport run.

21.02.2026 06:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two sides. Same coin.

21.02.2026 04:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, because the king gets out of check by pushing to A6 and then you lose the pawn, either before or after promotion depending on what you do next.

20.02.2026 02:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Despite having three Ls in their name, we have a big W for the Lollards.

20.02.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
an older man with a beard is crying and covering his mouth with his hand . Alt: Wilfred Mott (from Doctor Who) is crying and covering his mouth with his hand .
20.02.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is an epic level of awful. One of the most painful moments of TV ever.

20.02.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great example of the rule "you pay the actors for the closeups with no lines."

19.02.2026 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! The best info / descriptions / details on tombs are always in books from 1880-1930. Shoutout to the Royal Commission on the Historical Monuments of England.

17.02.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image of the sunset through the trees in Alabama with bands of light blue and pink (and in the image a lot of orange that looks more pink in person).

Image of the sunset through the trees in Alabama with bands of light blue and pink (and in the image a lot of orange that looks more pink in person).

Alabama sky says โ€œtrans rights.โ€

16.02.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do not know if it is my own personal issue or my neurospicyness or just being a human, but I hate looking back on a largely positive social evening and only being able to see my 4 or 5 fuckups. Every retrospective is only mistakes to be carried forever.

15.02.2026 06:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This. I love the shots, but the screaming whistle rattles my teeth.

13.02.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember back when my kid was 4 hearing his voice from the backseat: "When we get there Dada, don't look at me."

You can bet that I hastily adjusted the mirror to see what he had done.

11.02.2026 03:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds likely to be popular. Biggest problem may be length of the rocket list.

11.02.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was worried I was too emotionally constipated for a good cry, but I am of course in tears when his first arrow is defensive and full sobbing by โ€œyou must see with eyes unclouded by hateโ€.

10.02.2026 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Poster for Princess Mononoke.

Poster for Princess Mononoke.

Needed a good cathartic sob tonight so throwing this one on.

10.02.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wife and I absolutely shouted โ€œjustice for Bonalyโ€ at the screen last night.

09.02.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, Iโ€™ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls weโ€™ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

09.02.2026 03:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4746 ๐Ÿ” 1118 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39 ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

We are watching the Olympics as a family, so somebody let me know when Bad Bunny is on.

08.02.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should also have moved it to last week to not conflict with the Olympics.

08.02.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œAct Naturallyโ€ in both Falllout and Wonder Man shows? That is some interesting overlap.

07.02.2026 05:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0