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“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’
- Shigeru Miyamoto

“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

10.03.2026 21:02 👍 6734 🔁 1463 💬 47 📌 40
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Pétrole et paradis fiscaux : les intérêts cachés de la ministre de la transition énergétique Agnès Pannier-Runacher est liée à une société détenue par son père et ses enfants mineurs. Baptisée Arjunem, l'entreprise familiale partage des intérêts financiers avec Perenco, numéro 2 du pétrole en...

Je constate un truc : une ministre de Macron dispose de plus d'un million d'euros de capitaux pétroliers cachés dans un paradis fiscal, elle est toujours en place.

Et là, les prix de l'essence explosent, et son gouvernement ne fait quasiment rien.

Elle doit faire de belles plus-values.

10.03.2026 19:41 👍 192 🔁 128 💬 10 📌 3

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 👍 12713 🔁 2875 💬 88 📌 226

oui c'est le bon moment pour le faire : juste avant de le nettoyer

10.03.2026 19:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A DOGE staffer assigned to the National Endowment for the Humanities to flag grants for "DEI" tries to explain what "DEI" is. This deposition is part of a lawsuit by the @acls1919.bsky.social, @historians.org and @modernlanguage.bsky.social.

10.03.2026 14:19 👍 5443 🔁 2333 💬 638 📌 999

Nettoie ton écran bon sang

10.03.2026 18:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

tricheur

10.03.2026 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

je suis sur une dalle tn de 2017 donc tes excuses....

10.03.2026 18:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

je peux encore gratter on y croit

10.03.2026 18:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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avec un meilleur écran je ferais mieux je pense

10.03.2026 17:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

elles sont si poilues que ça ?

10.03.2026 16:44 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

10.03.2026 13:15 👍 6769 🔁 1674 💬 154 📌 336

alors que tu sais qui est la plus à gauche ? eh oui, la femme qui lit ce tweet... ;)

10.03.2026 15:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Downloaded. Compressed. Shared.

10.03.2026 09:27 👍 2170 🔁 770 💬 15 📌 12

namasté brother

10.03.2026 13:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@JDfromscrubslol
Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

09.03.2026 23:58 👍 5012 🔁 902 💬 4 📌 0

My childhood unironically

09.03.2026 18:05 👍 2583 🔁 1013 💬 24 📌 9

Oui mais c'est un peu mensonger, ça fait croire qu'Anthony sort sa super en permanence... ce qui n'est pas le cas !

09.03.2026 21:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Great point — I said the Black Mage can be promoted to a Ninja. I was wrong, and you’re right to call me out on that. The Black Mage can be promoted to a Red Wizard.

09.03.2026 18:48 👍 940 🔁 44 💬 4 📌 0
Bird with skull head, tucked in the jaw lives a little mouse, don't forget the snail climbing up the branches

Bird with skull head, tucked in the jaw lives a little mouse, don't forget the snail climbing up the branches

Augur of circularity

09.03.2026 18:41 👍 1234 🔁 333 💬 10 📌 2
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the danes used to have that shit on tbh

09.03.2026 13:45 👍 116 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 2

VRUNT CONSIDERS TAKING OVER JACK ANTONOFF'S MARRIAGE TO MARGARET QUALLEY — FBN.

09.03.2026 19:43 👍 192 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

08.03.2026 23:38 👍 7654 🔁 2204 💬 43 📌 147
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Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…

08.03.2026 18:53 👍 14749 🔁 2356 💬 1289 📌 787

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Great Blue Heron chick's #birds

08.03.2026 18:10 👍 83 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

In da clube shittin straight dookies

08.03.2026 16:45 👍 29 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

sandwich shop that sells hot dogs

08.03.2026 17:43 👍 41 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0

Hey, remember how I said that my third friend in the oil industry didn’t respond? Yeah they got back to me.

It’s not looking good, team

08.03.2026 05:03 👍 2046 🔁 512 💬 81 📌 119
Smash Mouth
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#InternationalWomensDay

Smash Mouth @smashmouth • Follow #InternationalWomensDay

08.03.2026 16:57 👍 175 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 2