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have a new job and once again I am the office freak :(

Unfriendly reminder:

Official trailer for "Women Wearing Shoulder Pads" stop-motion series by Spanish director Gonzalo Cordova & Mexican animation studio Cinema Fantasma.
Coming August 17 on Adult Swim / HBO Max.

tweet screenshot: “Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite It is one of the most wanted collabs ever via HYPEX”

fantastic foreskins

Sign next to supermarket shelves reads “all deodorants are under video surveillance.”

Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.

watch pantheon! it will hurt you!

scalpers are going to jack up the prices of this secret lair so much. we're going to enter unforeseen realms of sonic inflation

went to MagicCon and suddenly I'm feeling itchy to be in a creative industry

being nonwhite and working for ICE should be a “my family doesn’t talk to me anymore” level offense

The final token of our Kickstarter token pack have been revealed! It's Arin Hanson, the bringer of chaos and...dinosaurs?

Illustrated by @artofandregarcia.com, a full play set will be included alongside all the other tokens for a total of 48 per token pack!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/tol...

True story bro.

DO NOT BUY JURASSIC WORLD EVOLUTION 3

They’re using ai generation in their game, boycott this shit and force their hand to remove this garbage from their game entirely.

store.steampowered.com/app/2958130/...

great news! it's updated 🤣

ICE WAS ESTABLISHED IN 2003 I'VE BEEN SMOKING WEED LONGER THAN ICE HAS BEEN AROUND WE DO NOT NEED IT IN ANY CAPACITY ABOLISH ICE IMMEDIATELY

you know the crisis is bad when I start binging Daria again

a cropped screenshot from the VR version of The 7th Guest, where The Voices declare "The portal must be opened!"

i'm always saying this

i forgot to say! milchick's little band shimmy made my balls drop

ugggh they haven't updated the list so it still says first initial last name 😑😑😑

GOD IS REAL

started my new job 2 weeks ago and while the work itself is going well I trying not losing it bc I have apparently taken on the role of "office freak"

"hold the plaque near the shrine and your portal will open"

in other news, key cards are so fuckin magical dude

my shit ass haircut is giving me GENDER DYSPHORIAAAAAAA

MECHAGODZILLA IS LGBT?!?!

at this point nemesis and eris have flipped for me. I like them tsunderes I guess

favorite memory of this night was the DJ playing nasty by Tinashe and all 10 people in the room did the meme dance

hey I start my new job on the 17th too XD congrats!!!

I unknowingly purchased a book written by the scientology founder at comic-con! wow! and I only learned this when watching wired's tech support episode on cults :)

every time I order chicken mami from chowking I gotta say "chicken MOTHER!" and that's where I am mentally