Mel

same cat

Okay now they REALLY can't stop me

A comment from BurntLettuce, the mod creator. It reads: PUH-PUH-PWEASE MAKE A DWOOM SWAYEW AVATAW <:3 PWEASE PWEASE PWEASE I NEED A DWWOOM SWAYEW AVATAW TO KIWW FUWWYS WITH *nervously looks around* OTHEWWIWE MY FWIENDW WON'T THINK I'M BWAWED T_T PWEEAAAASSSSEEE *tucks tail between legs and pouts* It is replied to by Evenhlol, reading: now your making a fool of your self, you parasitic cocksucking rodent. i never said i hate furries you cumstain. why am i even asking you? you're a salads cousin with down syndrome.I would give you brain damage, but God clearly did you dirty in the mind department. Maybe if you wasnt such a little bitch, you would have a bitch giving you head you waste of good oxygen. if you were my child i would have [redacted] you are.

A comment from the user Evenhlol. It reads: your dad was probably think at fucking sock would work as a condom. you probably sell the bodies of the squirrels you [redacted] for a living, Choke on a cheese stick and die. You'll never amount to anything in your fuckshow of a life. and unlike you my dad has something to be proud of. i feel bad for your parents, needing to put up with you. have a nice day, you animal.

mod.io comments are gold on this earth

So good I thought it was an ultrakill fraud spoiler and almost scrolled past

What do you MEAN the GPU is outputting to a secondary ghost display of the built-in screen so i'm forced to use the integrated graphics and sleeping won't work.

I got so desperate I even consulted with the DEVIL and STILL every ai either hallucinated answers or spit out the same irrelevant answers

The CachyOS installer window running the installation on a MacBook Pro

I. Hate. Macbooks. Why are they not. Just. Laptops.

A screenshot of a basically nothing-burger Triage analysis, except it was given a score of 8 out of 10, including adware, privilege escalation, ransomware, and spyware. The most suspicious offenses listed below are actions performed by explorer.exe and msedge.exe, reported to be behaving like malware.

Modern day art.

Lightweight

I'm ashamed of my audience bc half of my "your viewers also watch" tab is just lazy meme/Reddit reading and nothingburger reaction channels

I kinda hate that a lot of queer content creators just go for that creatively devoid route but I fear the hate I'd get for saying it's terrible content.

Photo of a laptop screen showing the game Top Gear, the Macchu Pichu course.

Playing Top Gear with @scottderg.bsky.social when suddenly...

Both at the same time: Es un pico!!! Waaahahahah ("Its a penis! aaahahahaaah")

The round hasn't even started!

The fact that I'm getting nostalgic for some nights I stayed up all night playing games like stormworks and Minecraft with tech mods. And the fact that those were both two and FIVE years ago respectively

"Does it say you want the bucke—"

A low-quality, closeup screenshot of the Toy Story 5 trailer showing that the window titles for the terminals opened on the lily pad have "zsh" in them.

ZSH MENTIONED IN TOY STORY 5 HELLO????

"I am... crying and the Eiffel Tower has stink lines coming off of it— did anybody besides Scout put a card into the bucket?!"

"You may have delayed my plans this time, man with suction cup..."

"Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me... "

did you know trans people are never on time to things? google trans late

A YouTube thumbnail for a video titled "Can You Beat Minecraft As A Fetus?" by Troglodyte. The thumbnail shows a nether-like fleshy environment background with a Minecraft update title at the top, reading "FETUSCRAFT - ESCAPE FROM THE WOMB". On the left is a worm-baby-like creature with scratchy facial features, and on the right is presumably a doctor (unidentified by me) on a Minecraft skin model, separating a seam in the thumbnail with a realistic hand while holding a scalpel or syringe in the offhand.

I don't think McAfee antivirus is gonna cut it this time

Edging towards fortune

MR. KILL MYSELF MORE LIKE MR. KILL MY SPEAKERS GOOD GOD

I think it's supposed to be parody????? it's really funny in some places and very clearly isn't serious

A BlackBerry Curve 9320 running BBSSH connected to an Arch Linux system with the Fastfetch logo printed on the screen.

I love old technology

Holy shit. Chronically online BlackBerry.

What's the specific genre of editing called where the voiceover isn't done by AI but the editing likely is and it's just one gif for every sentence and then some text in JetBrains Mono on a nord-colored background