Treacle

Quick! What kinda scientist would you want to be?

Goosezilla

All I can now think of is a cut of The Empire Strikes Back with all Chewbacca's vocalisations replaced with that dog from That's Life that said "sausages".

I forgot he was the fifth Beatle

Have you lost weight? Looking good.

Rubbing his Croc on her Grotbags.

Thankfully now six feet under Manning.

Father Cheapmas.

Those are some nice bongos you have there.

Dalek Norks

I don't want to imagine Trump strutting around with a big purple heart on.

Monday

I am the Pontiff.

If nothing else appreciate it for bringing convergence to the Take That and Suicidal Tendencies family trees, a truly absurd turn of events (unless I've missed the Jason Orange and Rocky George collaboration).

It's an upgraded version of the old Travel Foetus.

The title card for the TV series Twin Peaks but instead reading Poundland Toblerone in homage to the own brand version of Toblerone called Twin Peaks, that sadly Poundland no longer sell, instead stocking regular Toblerone and charging more than a quid. As an aside there used to be a really cheery sales assistant in the Linwood Poundland who's presence was always a delight, not seen her in a while though and the shop has dulled somewhat without her radiance.

If the plan was to miss out Monday and come up smiling on Tuesday morning you may have gone twenty four hours early.

Well it looks kosher.

I shall investigate.

Was told there was incredible news about Gorton and Denton and assumed they'd found the colour versions of all the Steptoe and Son episodes.

Spare me the madness of the Daily Mail.

This makes me think of a "Red Varney", which is a most distasteful euphemism.

Democracy Manifest.

It does mean I can continue to never buy any Brew Dog products.

Argh, I'm now going to spend the rest of the evening trying (and failing) to match these.

Just had a very confusing conversation about a gig I was at last night with someone who thought Atomic Rooster (British 1970's Prog/Blues rock) were Atomic Kitten (2000's girl band).

Andrew MBW in the backseat of the car of that famous old black and white ghost car photo.

That is outstanding. As the old curse nearly says, "May you live in Fortean Times".