BattGirl

Aack! Crazy weather in KC lately! Be safe!

Sleep is underrated. Can’t remember the last time I slept through the night. Perhaps I should consider a career as a morning news anchor or a night watchman…

And hopefully two open seats!

In other news, the time change means my (much) better half sits out back until the moon rises. It’s hard to drag him inside once spring has sprung!

Ringing endorsement. Love it!! 😘

Gonna go with iced tea… honestly just want to order and sit. It’s the new friendship I’m interested in!

Too hot here for hot chocolate, but iced tea maybe? I just don’t wanna look like a moron at the counter!

Meeting an acquaintance at Starbucks tomorrow… friends, I have been inside a Starbucks exactly one time in my life. Coffee isn’t my jam at all. What should I order?

Had a delicious grilled ham and cheese sammie for dinner, but now I have Captain Crunch mouth. Oof. #IYKYK

Most times, honestly…

🎼 Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?!? 🎵

Got drunk and rearranged the furniture yesterday… not sorry.

Turned off the world and watched Taylor Swift TikTok videos for the last hour. Winning.

Screw it. Bedtime. Pass the Icy Hot, Gampy.

So… time change... Too early for bed, or no?!?

Aack! Did not have “wake up to tornado sirens” on my Bingo card for this evening. #kcwx

Finally! JFC.

Lucky day! 🍀

Pictures aren’t the best, but look at the size of this late Amaryllis! And it’s a triple!! #FlowerPower

Grilled cheese and homemade tomato soup. Yum. Cures what ails ya.

I have been granted permission to take down my mom’s Christmas tree tomorrow… please watch for flying pigs.

If I’m up before 6am, I damn well better be headed to the airport.

Ah. He does enjoy a good blight of hand…

Yay! I love seeing your art… so creative!!

Did I miss the finished ghost family?!?

One of my most favorite things is a random text telling me how horrible my old job was on any given day. Vindicated! Ha!

*Pst.* They NEVER go away.