Darrin Butters

Warm light from inside a cabin at dusk

Somebody give this guy the Nobel Peace Prize

Wow, this misogynistic behavior has really changed my image of hockey players.

RFK Jr and Kid Rock

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but you’re about to walk into a parking meter.

Someone please dub all the John Wick movies with “OW!” “OUCH!” and “OWIE!”

“Unredacted” is overkill
The opposite of redacted is dacted.

Easy. Biden was better

There are people who believe Biden was worse.

I’m anticipating the president who said “If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few [covid] cases, if any”
will eventually say “If you’d stop recording ICE, you won’t see any videos of them murdering people”

I don’t know that guy anymore. For those reasons

The entire premise of the organization is white supremacy

Where are the "Don't Tread On Me" "armed citizenry" 2nd amendment patriot militias who swore to protect the US from tyranny?! oh it's them.

I guess white supremacy trumps that other stuff, huh.

Legal question: ⚖️
An ice agent entering private property remarked he had an “electronic warrant”
Must a warrant be a paper court document signed by a judge?

🥹

A whistle on a lanyard.

The Klan was in my neighborhood today, so now this is part of my daily outfit until those Brownshirts stop “protecting us” from landscapers and prep cooks.

The Right: busy enlisting white supremacists in armed police squads with immunity.

The Left: busy posting “haha! ICE falling on the ice! 😝”

A can of fluorescent orange spray paint magically turns an unmarked vehicle into a marked vehicle.

So excited for everyone at Netflix for the GG win for K-pop Demon Hunters! I love this movie. 😍😍😍

Legal question :
Is it federal policy to leave the scene with the murder weapon?

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

They dress in full tactical gear because they know that the appropriate response to tyranny by free citizens is more than merely throwing sandwiches.

😎

Wow. Full page redactions.
Clinton and Gates must have done some nasty shit.

😂

In my family, we would open one file on Epstein Eve.

I’ve decided to win the 1 billion dollar PowerBall tonight.

Flu shot ✅
Covid booster ✅

“Carol in PLURIBUS is too unlikable, so I’m out”
😑
So you’re a fucking idiot

I sat right beside Rob Reiner at a student improv show. I believe he had a niece in the show or something.
Afterward, I was in a circle of people around him in the parking lot as he pontificated on what made something funny. He was very sweet.