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BBC Presenter (East Midlands Today, Sport) and Journalist. Chairboy. Speaker and MC. Books, comics, politics, environment, dreams of epic train trips.

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Hang it in the … oh, wait

03.11.2025 20:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh! Bet This’ll be better quality than my ancient DVD! Time to watch.

02.11.2025 11:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Over the moon there’s new Lily Allen music out of such high quality. Sad for her it comes from such a place of pain and rage. But it really is an amazing album!

25.10.2025 11:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my, @bexhb.bsky.social , can you imagine?!

05.10.2025 15:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed. But wonder how helpful it is when presented as β€œhomework”. Danger of turning a joy into a chore. I speak as someone who got this wrong with child one and is now much better at keeping the joy with child 3.

27.09.2025 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@martinm-media.bsky.social This thread might as well have been written just for you (poor Louise!)

25.09.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1. INT. SHOP - EVENING

Darkened shop interior, moonlight-lit. The Most Important, Beautiful, Magical, Saggy Old Cloth Cat in the Whole, Wide World sleeps, quietly snoring. His eyes dart open, upon the silhouette of a stranger.

They step into the light. It's Mr Benn.
"I'm putting a team together."

09.09.2025 11:14 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

Here - just take my money …

09.09.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There needs to be some sort of enormous prize for the first person to invent an app which automatically searches through all your streaming services to find out where the film you absolutely know you bought is.

06.09.2025 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you put Transformers on in an effort to get @kermodemovie.bsky.social to play the game again?!

01.09.2025 17:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen ALT: a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen

So, finally and slightly reluctantly got round to watching Thunderbolts*
Great stuff. I mean, really. Some pacing issues but they remembered films need, y’know, a story!

30.08.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Premier League news conferences and team news: Rodri and Foden return for Man City All the latest from Friday's 11 Premier League news conferences with Pep Guardiola, Mikel Arteta, Thomas Frank and Ruben Amorim all speaking amid transfer latest.

Just been to the #nffc press conference. It was crazy. Basically the relationship between Nuno EspΓ­rito Santo and Evangelos Marinakis has fallen apart. Live page here:

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

22.08.2025 13:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

My Welsh accent always starts in Neath but very quickly ends up somewhere north of Karachi. Fortunately I know this.

21.08.2025 12:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At a party tonight and they played Erasure’s β€œRespect” and I just want to say … β€œChooooon!” πŸ˜€

19.07.2025 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely awesome choice of small hill to die on. I’m tempted to join Alan just because of the sheer futile nicheness!

09.07.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With this and Captain Tom, it's getting hard to trust people who go on really long walks.

06.07.2025 08:47 πŸ‘ 687 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 11

Sounds like they were giving 25% extra in your honour.

02.07.2025 19:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good, isn’t it? It keeps creeping back into my brain at odd moments.

01.07.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Huw Stephens Home Run a belter this evening! I mean, Inspiral Carpets’ Saturn 5 is just bloody perfection.

01.07.2025 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love love love that Raye comes out at #Glastonbury with her slick look and her slick band and slick slick rhythms and still manages to give of an air of endearing shambolic ness. Quite the trick!. Anyway, she’s awesome.

28.06.2025 19:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got dumped once and one of the worst things about it (and it was really really terrible to begin with) was the following morning there was no coffee in the coffee jar. Hysterical doesn’t cover my reaction.

19.06.2025 17:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was very confusing to me because, like others in your replies, a Jack Russell to me is not a dog, but an unruly cricketing genius.

18.06.2025 11:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This does sound epic. Definitely trying it.

16.06.2025 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you freeze the nectarine whole or in pieces?

16.06.2025 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Once again … AI is a terrible technology. Please stop using it.

07.06.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just trying to get to work.

06.06.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nottinghamshire Outlaws v Bears - Cricket - BBC Sport Find out the in depth batting and bowling figures for Nottinghamshire Outlaws v Bears in the Vitality Blast Men on BBC Sport.

Wow! Just wow! #nottsoutlaws #cricket

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

30.05.2025 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Look what my brilliant wife brought me back from @hayfestival.bsky.social, @dorianlynskey.bsky.social. Can’t wait to get me some apocalypse!

27.05.2025 20:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This makes me happy!

11.05.2025 14:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Overqualified? Been there!

07.05.2025 09:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0