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Megan (she/her)

@americanmegalo

Oakland/Stolen Ohlone land I like big butts and I cannot lie. Screenwriter Feminist who cares about intersecting identities Ice cream connoisseur Donut Aficionado Lover of Prince & Golden Era hip hop *Only follow back if I know you or you have a real pic

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I just…

11.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just because one can doesn’t mean one should

11.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And second breakfast and luncheon and…

11.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We're all part of the Mile High Club I guess

10.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no but since my body doesn't know what time lunch is supposed to be, I'm eating like a Hobbit

10.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hey, I’ll be offering clinical support virtually as part of this!

10.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Howdy

10.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will say that I started making bone broth in the Insta and love it. I feel like it's compressing more marrow or something. I dunno, it just feels heartier.

10.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

go to bed!

10.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have an Instapot?

10.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@smartyboots.bsky.social

10.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

are they attacking or is this the start of the orgy

10.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would love some examples of companies that scaled and didn't turn to πŸ’©

10.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OMGGGG! Thank you, friend. That was so rad to read. Right back atcha!

10.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hahaha, amazing. This is something I have my clients do. I do it in less tangible ways, but maybe I need to start doing it more tangible ways.

10.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG, it's like a whole collection of things I needed to hear today. Thank you!!!

10.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hai! Thank you so much. I needed that. Glad to get a chuckle; that's like my whole, or half reason for being. I'm glad YOU'RE here!

10.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Stephanie! How did you know I needed to hear this today? Whew, the line of work I'm in is sometimes so friggin' rewarding and beautiful and sometimes flushes my face in the toilet!

10.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I could use a pep talk.

10.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the scariest thing I've ever read on the internet

10.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know International Women's Day was yesterday, but, I'm not hearing enough of y'all talk about the amazing limited series:

Dying for Sex

It was STUNNINGLY written, directed, and performed.

It will break you, but it will be so worth it. Please give it a try.

09.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's the German word for

The apps on my iPhone open and immediately close at exactly 3 years and 1 day, which would surpass AppleCare should I have added it to my order

09.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uh, therapist here.

Wait til I tell him about all the kids who grew up never seeing themselves represented in media.

09.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is so fucking disappointing

09.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Awfully biased to assume this patron can’t read

09.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m supposed to understand what that tweet even means

09.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was never really into blondes but also this is sad

08.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a therapist & it drives me bonkers when people use β€œanti-social” to mean not wanting to extrovert. Maybe if more of them had had actual psychopaths stare at them, they’d understand why

08.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obvs so many things to remark upon here but I’m taking a moment to laugh at his boomerish tweet sign off ways

08.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For once it’s nice to be society’s useless middle aged lady

08.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0