Not only would I be happy to replace Churchill on fivers with a badger, I'd replace the Churchill statue in Parliament Square with a big bronze badger AND I'd replace Ed Davey with an ACTUAL badger coz it'd probably vote in less austerity.
It was Stephen Fry and I've yet to understand why, I just was for some reason.. Having said that, I might have said something and I just can't remember.. It was a very long time ago.
Healthcare in the USA is fucked.
"May the odds be ever in your favour!"
The winter Paralympics are amazing but out of context do look like abuse.
“We’ve got these people who we’re gonna throw down a mountain on a thin bits of fibre glass.”
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“Also they’re blind.”
And I'll be perfectly gentlemanly..
If only I was a multimillionaire.. I would! :D
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I'm not a very good writer.. I've tried, but I suppose worse things have been published..
Whatever would give you such an idea? 👀
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NHS executives are having secret meetings with Palantir, while the doctors who actually make the NHS work are protesting.
We need to get Palantir out. If you want to be a whistleblower message email hw4fp.uk@protonmail.com, or say no to Palantir 👇
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Sorry to the millions of people throughout history who have died during childbirth, after childbirth or who had to live with permanent damage for the rest of their lives because of pushing a human out of your vagina. Turns out it's not risky.
Awkward for you.
Oh god, the erotic stories one could write about that.. Heated Rivalry eat your heart out!
Actually, I shouldn't even joke, someone will absolutely do that.
Yeah.. But.. It does read like something somebody with a fetish would want to do, doesn't it?
Show me your anus and I'll tell you your fortune? Sounds dodgy to me..
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Fun fact, an anus is as unique to an individual as a fingerprint, each one has its own pattern.
I'm not sure who figured that one out.. But.. Yeah.. There you are.
Post from the Maine Wonk asking whether JD Vance or Donald Trump thanked Ukraine after a tweet noting the U.S. is deploying Ukrainian drone interceptors to fight Iranian drones in the Middle East despite previously cutting off Ukraine’s weapons.
Who has the cards now?
They tend to take more interest in how the foetus is doing the older the mother is, as the age of the mother increases the likelihood of abnormalities also increases.
Also.. Do you know how heavy they'd have to use ultrasound to cause heating to the extent of causing damage?
You'll do great!
Think of the swan, graceful and calm above the water, paddling like feck under it :D
Minerva, the goddess of wisdom, it's why people think of owls as symbols of wisdom too, they were associated with her.
Her Greek counterpart was Athena, shall we say, iconic diva?
At least you have something to say, I talk to myself often but it's usually a load of crap..
One of Minerva's friends there, on the vinium by the looks of it.
I think maybe the artist was at the vinium, either that or the bird was.. poor thing looks slightly crumpled.
That owl does not have owl's feet. It is clearly another bird pretending to be an owl.
#zygodactyly
A painting of a bird beside the text "well holy fuckin' shit"
7 March 2008 | Leon Greenman, a British Jew, died in London. He moved to Rotterdam with his wife Esther in 1935. They had one son, Barnett.
In Jan 1943 they were deported from Westerbork to Auschwitz. Esther & Barnett were murdered. Leon was given the number 98288. He survived.
Oh, It's okay though, I know that feeling well!
I can give advice all fecking day long but when it comes to myself I may as well just bang my head against a wall.. Why do I do that? Anyway.. At least I'm not alone in it :P
It's true though! Rather it be nothing than something..
Hopefully it's just an annoying finger joint that is taking its sweet time, but hey ho.. life gets you sooner or later and kicks you right in the.. Uh, in the face.. Yeah, the face..
Thank you for your kind words
The Home Secretary’s own MPs see through this. She is desperate and dangerous.
People are joining the alternative:
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I've Econsulted my doctor's about the pain I've had in my little finger for.. uh.. several months.. which may be arthritis, there's family history.. only took me months of putting up with it!
Now I will feel guilty for waisting the doctor's time.
