day-z🍄

BUNGER MENTIONED???

im genuinely considering starting the simpsons from the beginning how’s your mental health x

everyone shut up my cat is in love

love that all the lists of most hated tv characters are like
4. joffrey baratheon (manipulator and murderer)
3. ramsey bolton (torturer and murderer)
2. theodore bagwell (pedo and murderer)
1. skyler white (woman)

OMG HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE OG MAISY SHE WAS THE GOAT

my name is daisy and i wish i had a friend called maisy so i could be her evil gay wario hmu maisys of bsky

what do you mean smiling friends is ending after 3 seasons when fucking big mouth got EIGHT

there’s something beautiful about using norton’s anti-tracking software for the first time and the number one website that’s apparently trying to track me being norton.com

a man with a beard is sitting in a dark room with candles hanging from the ceiling ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a dark room with candles hanging from the ceiling

i miss my diva already🥀

what do you mean i have to wait a YEAR for another 3 hours of knight of the seven kingdoms i love it so much ):

going clubbing for the first time in like 2 years on friday and my back genuinely already hurts im not built for that life anymore keep me under a blanket with my tea and crochet

why was prince andrew in custody for less time than spongebob and patrick were on free balloon day

w o w the season 2 intro is the biggest downgrade ever what is this

thank you, cat and thank you, Cat😂

glad to know my decision to spend £40 getting a crate of my fav monster imported from the US is alduin approved

Barack Obama holds press conference to debunk rumors that he is the lead singer from Korn (2015)

dude wtf that’s like $77 per inch nail

watched tokyo ghoul 10+ years ago and remember nothing so rewatching rn and jesus christ unravel is still the best anime intro of all time

been playing oblivion a lot lately and yes it is great fun but im convinced people who say its better than skyrim are all in on a silly joke

just saw a post that said “the xbox 360 is now older than the NES was when the 360 was released” and now im very upset

getting a naughty little takeaway instead of groceries is all fun and games until ur hungry again the next day

thank you hope you’re good too!! im doing good :D

hi mate!!!🗣️

female rage but it’s just me wishing random men would call me mate instead of darling, i wanna be your mate ):

why is there a guy on tiktok live with a framed picture of richard ramirez on his wall

how does getting keys cut only take like 5 mins bruh im convinced the people who do it are wizards

when i save "hannah montana implies the existence of 49 other hannahs" as a draft, what good does that do except delay your eventual suffering?

why did 13 reasons why spend 2 seasons on the hannah baker story and then out of NOWHERE turn it into a murder mystery where you’re beaten over the head with “actually the serial r*p*st was a really great guy” and the brand new character solves the whole thing in two seconds

first time in 2 years having the red bull and cigarette combo and wow no wonder i was so nuts back then i feel like I could kill god