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Clare Blackwood

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Actor/comedian/writer in Toronto. Words in The Beaverton, CBC Comedy, The Toronto Star, McSweeney’s, etc. Pierre Poilievre's personal assistant Mandy. she/her clareblackwood@gmail.com https://www.patreon.com/cw/ClareBlackwoodComedy

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VIVA ITALIA ⚾⚾⚾ #WorldBaseballClassic

11.03.2026 04:19 👍 69 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

WOW that was exciting

11.03.2026 04:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hell yeahhhhh

11.03.2026 02:00 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also Jon is maybe the funniest ever and I can't wait to listen to this

11.03.2026 01:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you ever wanna talk Fury Road, you know where to find me! Recently rewatched it for the, uh, 100th time and always come away dying to rant about how much I love it haha

11.03.2026 01:22 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Omg amazing!!

11.03.2026 00:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, I remember

10.03.2026 20:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's okay guys, Mark's gonna keep supporting his illegal wars! No offense taken to obvious threats to our sovereignty! Nothing means anything anymore! Go back to work etc!

10.03.2026 19:37 👍 111 🔁 29 💬 10 📌 0

Haha that's awesome

10.03.2026 17:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looool

10.03.2026 17:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I HAAATE it! Even as someone who sat in the Rogers Centre for 18 innings during the WS and slowly lost the will to live!

10.03.2026 16:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't caaaaare it's stupid and if we are gonna win the world series we have to do it even with their best players!

10.03.2026 15:55 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

don't even get me started on the ghost runner on second in extra innings. oh boy do I get SPICY

10.03.2026 15:41 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 13 📌 1

I see what you mean, but I can't remember the last time I saw a team intentionally walk someone for the former reason; it's always Judge, Vlad, Ohtani or Raleigh in the 7th+ inning just because they're threats. Boooo

10.03.2026 15:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'd agree to that just to see Schneids up to bat

10.03.2026 14:47 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hot baseball take: I think intentional walks are stupid and should be eliminated. Or you get, like, one per game. Pitch to Ohtani, you cowards! Pitch like (baseball) men!

10.03.2026 14:38 👍 101 🔁 6 💬 21 📌 2

i don't believe in hell, but if I did, I truly believe that all these people would get there and immediately be yeeted into lava pits

10.03.2026 04:21 👍 75 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

gotta do something to keep the creeping darkness at bay

10.03.2026 04:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

war crimes? more like "fun times" i always say

10.03.2026 04:18 👍 96 🔁 9 💬 8 📌 0

loooool oh my god

10.03.2026 02:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"The next guy couldn't possibly be THAT bad," I think, before Juan Soto steps up to the plate and hits a ball clean through my skull, killing me instantly

09.03.2026 17:49 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

like, if I were a pitcher on the opposing team I would just politely decline

09.03.2026 17:45 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Playing the Dominican Republic in the World Baseball Classic must feel like showing up to a preschool fight only to find yourself facing the Avengers

09.03.2026 17:43 👍 77 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 1

fuck

09.03.2026 17:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

omg AM I running for mayor??!

09.03.2026 17:35 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Thank you for both your hypothetical support and for believing that I am not in fact running

09.03.2026 17:11 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What do you guys know that I don't, I'm growing alarmed

09.03.2026 17:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh fun, so glad you enjoyed it Cathy! ☺️

09.03.2026 15:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Listen, I would attempt to swap the budgets of the police force and the Toronto Zoo and be immediately disappeared. No one should want this.

09.03.2026 15:08 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

Imagine wanting to be associated with that family?!

09.03.2026 01:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0