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@clareblackwood
Actor/comedian/writer in Toronto. Words in The Beaverton, CBC Comedy, The Toronto Star, McSweeney’s, etc. Pierre Poilievre's personal assistant Mandy. she/her clareblackwood@gmail.com https://www.patreon.com/cw/ClareBlackwoodComedy
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WOW that was exciting
Also Jon is maybe the funniest ever and I can't wait to listen to this
If you ever wanna talk Fury Road, you know where to find me! Recently rewatched it for the, uh, 100th time and always come away dying to rant about how much I love it haha
Omg amazing!!
Oh, I remember
It's okay guys, Mark's gonna keep supporting his illegal wars! No offense taken to obvious threats to our sovereignty! Nothing means anything anymore! Go back to work etc!
Haha that's awesome
Looool
I HAAATE it! Even as someone who sat in the Rogers Centre for 18 innings during the WS and slowly lost the will to live!
I don't caaaaare it's stupid and if we are gonna win the world series we have to do it even with their best players!
don't even get me started on the ghost runner on second in extra innings. oh boy do I get SPICY
I see what you mean, but I can't remember the last time I saw a team intentionally walk someone for the former reason; it's always Judge, Vlad, Ohtani or Raleigh in the 7th+ inning just because they're threats. Boooo
I'd agree to that just to see Schneids up to bat
Hot baseball take: I think intentional walks are stupid and should be eliminated. Or you get, like, one per game. Pitch to Ohtani, you cowards! Pitch like (baseball) men!
i don't believe in hell, but if I did, I truly believe that all these people would get there and immediately be yeeted into lava pits
gotta do something to keep the creeping darkness at bay
war crimes? more like "fun times" i always say
loooool oh my god
"The next guy couldn't possibly be THAT bad," I think, before Juan Soto steps up to the plate and hits a ball clean through my skull, killing me instantly
like, if I were a pitcher on the opposing team I would just politely decline
Playing the Dominican Republic in the World Baseball Classic must feel like showing up to a preschool fight only to find yourself facing the Avengers
fuck
omg AM I running for mayor??!
Thank you for both your hypothetical support and for believing that I am not in fact running
What do you guys know that I don't, I'm growing alarmed
Oh fun, so glad you enjoyed it Cathy! ☺️
Listen, I would attempt to swap the budgets of the police force and the Toronto Zoo and be immediately disappeared. No one should want this.
Imagine wanting to be associated with that family?!