We? This is Pike's problem. Not mine.

You dont have to send anyone. Pike isn't off ship.

Pippa.....

Not really into the idea.

...why Alex?

Hint?

Nahhhh. If I'm allowed, it ain't as much fun.

Mm? [Dangling the cadet]

Nothin'...Just felt like dangling the fucker.

@kat-cornwell-rp.bsky.social

[Cackling like an idiot, back to his usual, holding a cadet in air jail]

[Blinks, tilting his head to the side]

[Blink] What....?

[Nods]

He can come to me. I'm not chasing him down.

I mean....I could TAKE Discovery if I wanted to. Tilly would fold like a lawn chair for me.

The fuck?

Fucking what?!

Did he seem injured?

That doesn't sound like him at all.

You think those bastard Talosians got to him?

He knows better than that. Fucker keeps weapons everywhere.

[Laughs] What does Alex want?

Which one? The horny bastard, or the asshole?

[Squirms, almost moaning]

Do it...!

It's fun! Releases stress [grins]

[Squeezing legs together] Ooooh, would you do it anyway?

What do you mean I can't fart on my sister's head!?

That's like a week of therapy.

[Sighs]
Considering it hasn't been that long.....

That's what they're hoping for.

[Snickers] He just put her in one of those straight jackets yall had the klingon in!

[Nods]

Oh, and one other thing...

Vance is about to have a fit. Admiral....whatever the fuck her name is...is unleashing her inner Karen in his brig.

It's different.

My fires are...self-expression. They can't be contained to one place.

They're....in the brig.

I'm not familiar with Starbase 5.

Only a single place?! Random fires are more fun than controlled ones...