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It's so frustrating because it's a setting I know I'll love mired behind gameplay I know I dislike

13.03.2026 07:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
drawing of the exhausted office boy Rocco nervously twirling with his brightly colored purple, blue, and magenta lycaรฑata werewolf self who is grasping his hands with an excited smile

drawing of the exhausted office boy Rocco nervously twirling with his brightly colored purple, blue, and magenta lycaรฑata werewolf self who is grasping his hands with an excited smile

Let's keep dancing

21.01.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 3988 ๐Ÿ” 1093 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Bell's Long Distance Fables (1988, USA) masks created by Rick Lazzarini's Character Shop

23.11.2025 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 414 ๐Ÿ” 96 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with cyan eyes and black hair, stands with a twisty, flowy pose as he looks over at the viewer with sheepish but friendly smile. Brooke hangs his fedora on his index finger, wielding his magnifying glass with his other hand. He has a purple sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail and curly side-bangs. A single loose curl hangs off his forehead. He has red, circular earrings, and glasses. His belt is loose, and hangs off to his side. All in all, an extremely barbie-looking guy. The inside of his coat is colored the same cyan as his eyes. Did I mention his eyes are solid cyan with black pupils? Aw man there's a lot to describe, honestly. He's got eyelashes, a white muzzle, and a pink undertone. black and red lipstick. i think that's it. help me
Descriptive text around Brooke reads:
BRooke! [[A logo with letters made of round, playful lines, with the "oo" having dots in them to represent eyes, looking up cutely to the top right]]
-Typing software mascot
-Detective Guy
-Stoat
-He Deals with Horrors*
-Part-time Dress-Up Doll
-Sometimes tall
-Sometimes Small
[[He's doodled near a minimally drawn human. A smaller Brooke stands cutely in the human's hand, while a Brooke significantly taller than the human stands next to them, posing with his hand on his hip.]]
*He gets into Silent Hill-ass mysteries every tuesday
-Default Mascot design for Marketability
[[There's a cute, bean-shaped, "scrimblo bimblo" version of Brooke in the bottom right. He's got the proportions of a Kirby animal like Rick, but floating hands, like Susie. From Kirby, not the lizard. Brooke gestures with one hand towards himself and another outward, like he's explaining some infographic off-screen. his eyes are drawn one with his glasses, large expressive rectangles.]]

Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with cyan eyes and black hair, stands with a twisty, flowy pose as he looks over at the viewer with sheepish but friendly smile. Brooke hangs his fedora on his index finger, wielding his magnifying glass with his other hand. He has a purple sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail and curly side-bangs. A single loose curl hangs off his forehead. He has red, circular earrings, and glasses. His belt is loose, and hangs off to his side. All in all, an extremely barbie-looking guy. The inside of his coat is colored the same cyan as his eyes. Did I mention his eyes are solid cyan with black pupils? Aw man there's a lot to describe, honestly. He's got eyelashes, a white muzzle, and a pink undertone. black and red lipstick. i think that's it. help me Descriptive text around Brooke reads: BRooke! [[A logo with letters made of round, playful lines, with the "oo" having dots in them to represent eyes, looking up cutely to the top right]] -Typing software mascot -Detective Guy -Stoat -He Deals with Horrors* -Part-time Dress-Up Doll -Sometimes tall -Sometimes Small [[He's doodled near a minimally drawn human. A smaller Brooke stands cutely in the human's hand, while a Brooke significantly taller than the human stands next to them, posing with his hand on his hip.]] *He gets into Silent Hill-ass mysteries every tuesday -Default Mascot design for Marketability [[There's a cute, bean-shaped, "scrimblo bimblo" version of Brooke in the bottom right. He's got the proportions of a Kirby animal like Rick, but floating hands, like Susie. From Kirby, not the lizard. Brooke gestures with one hand towards himself and another outward, like he's explaining some infographic off-screen. his eyes are drawn one with his glasses, large expressive rectangles.]]

Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with black hair,  glasses, and red earrings, stands in front of a standing-desk, looking directly at a flat-screen computer monitor. His white-gloved hands hover over the keyboard, ready for typing.
He explains with a slight smile [[interjecting whispered dialogue into his speech bubble as minimized text]],

"A proper standing desk should allow you to keep your arms bent at a 90-degree angle while maintaining easy access with the keyboard, and a straight yet comfortable posture.
[[do you think i'm pretty]]

Then, just adjust the monitor to a height that is directly parallel with your eyeline.

Back in my day, CRTs made these kinds of desks hard to come by, haha. I'm a bit rusty with new technology.
[[Having long fingers is also. new to me]]"

A distinctly sillier, yet-to-be-yassified version of Brooke is doodled in the bottom right. Here he's more of a bean-shaped stoat mascot with floating gloved hands. An arrow points to him, saying, "(Circa 1989)"

Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with black hair, glasses, and red earrings, stands in front of a standing-desk, looking directly at a flat-screen computer monitor. His white-gloved hands hover over the keyboard, ready for typing. He explains with a slight smile [[interjecting whispered dialogue into his speech bubble as minimized text]], "A proper standing desk should allow you to keep your arms bent at a 90-degree angle while maintaining easy access with the keyboard, and a straight yet comfortable posture. [[do you think i'm pretty]] Then, just adjust the monitor to a height that is directly parallel with your eyeline. Back in my day, CRTs made these kinds of desks hard to come by, haha. I'm a bit rusty with new technology. [[Having long fingers is also. new to me]]" A distinctly sillier, yet-to-be-yassified version of Brooke is doodled in the bottom right. Here he's more of a bean-shaped stoat mascot with floating gloved hands. An arrow points to him, saying, "(Circa 1989)"

Brooke stands idly with a vacant expression on his crudely drawn face. He has a black sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail. 
Text above him reads,
"-Inspired by Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing
-and Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego"
There's a smaller headshot of him wearing a purple fedora that matches his coat. "HAT" is written, with an arrow pointing at it.
Brooke's face is doodled in more flattering detail in the top right, somehow even lower detail in the middle right, and in the bottom right, Brooke is depicted as a computer. Like, a computer with just his face on the monitor. 
Someone off-screen asks him,
"Brooke show me fortnite milfs"
Brooke replies, with an unimpressed yet pitying smile,
"Hi. I'm the Brooke. You're not getting that"

Brooke stands idly with a vacant expression on his crudely drawn face. He has a black sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail. Text above him reads, "-Inspired by Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing -and Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego" There's a smaller headshot of him wearing a purple fedora that matches his coat. "HAT" is written, with an arrow pointing at it. Brooke's face is doodled in more flattering detail in the top right, somehow even lower detail in the middle right, and in the bottom right, Brooke is depicted as a computer. Like, a computer with just his face on the monitor. Someone off-screen asks him, "Brooke show me fortnite milfs" Brooke replies, with an unimpressed yet pitying smile, "Hi. I'm the Brooke. You're not getting that"

This is Brooke! Look at He

10.03.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 794 ๐Ÿ” 239 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Biffo goes to the shoe store and decides to buy a gigantic pair of clown shoes.
BIFFO: These are just what I want!

Biffo goes to the shoe store and decides to buy a gigantic pair of clown shoes. BIFFO: These are just what I want!

Beano #1632, October 27, 1973

11.03.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 288 ๐Ÿ” 88 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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a new greatures about making that face I hate!
greatures.com/comic/195/

11.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1061 ๐Ÿ” 216 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The tiger

11.03.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 184 ๐Ÿ” 52 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2026 fursona guidelines

11.03.2026 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 934 ๐Ÿ” 208 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Watched Rear Window again

11.03.2026 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 311 ๐Ÿ” 85 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
An anthropomorphic crocodile wearing a red jacket and brown pants, looking at the viewer, while having his hands in the jacket's pockets.

An anthropomorphic crocodile wearing a red jacket and brown pants, looking at the viewer, while having his hands in the jacket's pockets.

Silly ๐ŸŠ

11.06.2025 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1656 ๐Ÿ” 343 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Text below Brian Griffin reads, "If the Bone Meter fills up, Brian will lose control"

Text below Brian Griffin reads, "If the Bone Meter fills up, Brian will lose control"

Family Guy Video Game! (Multiplatform, 2006)

09.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1634 ๐Ÿ” 500 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Happy 25th, Gorillaz

10.03.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1110 ๐Ÿ” 342 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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#KasaneTeto #vocaloid
Teto eat burger

07.03.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1069 ๐Ÿ” 407 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

10.03.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 4725 ๐Ÿ” 825 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 150 ๐Ÿ“Œ 145
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Downloaded. Compressed. Shared.

10.03.2026 09:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2394 ๐Ÿ” 846 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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Aypo's a little busy at the moment

10.03.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Watching a demo of how you can turn every NPC in your RPG town into somebody who says "That's right โ€” you *are* the four LIGHT WARRIORS. You make a great point! The bridge to the main continent *does* need to be repaired, and you're just the person to do it."

09.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2000 ๐Ÿ” 272 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 107 ๐Ÿ“Œ 247
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thank you all for those who have commissioned me! I'm still hard at work at more, so big thanks for your patience! Take a look at them so far! โœจ

09.03.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 431 ๐Ÿ” 93 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Fanart of Hatsune Miku taking posing for a photo alongside Hachune and Shiteyanyo. Calne Ca, Haku and Neru as well as Static Miku are in the background.

Fanart of Hatsune Miku taking posing for a photo alongside Hachune and Shiteyanyo. Calne Ca, Haku and Neru as well as Static Miku are in the background.

Happy Miku Day!
#vocaloid #miku #cigart #ใƒŸใ‚ฏใฎๆ—ฅ2026

09.03.2026 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 579 ๐Ÿ” 239 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

commissions open
4 slots
forms.gle/iMB4i8ox3Rf6...

09.03.2026 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 86 ๐Ÿ” 64 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Wow, who is that handsome pink guy

09.03.2026 07:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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comms!! more of 'em! SO MANY!!

09.03.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 306 ๐Ÿ” 57 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Very unfortunate vocal stim I've developed whenever I do something that hurts

15.11.2025 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4104 ๐Ÿ” 1711 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Happy birthday Cynthia Rothrock! here is the Cynthia Rothrock fight stick art I commissioned a couple years ago in honor of the Queen of Martial Arts!

08.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 166 ๐Ÿ” 53 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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happy international women's day

08.03.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4145 ๐Ÿ” 1364 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Date

08.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 371 ๐Ÿ” 53 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think one of the easiest takeaways is that Pete Docter is a hack fraud and a bigot lmao

08.03.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 600 ๐Ÿ” 112 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Commission for @keesh.work!
Love ya Keesh!!!

#furry #furryart

08.03.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 83 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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long overdue comm for @feelingbleu.bsky.social !

08.03.2026 06:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 822 ๐Ÿ” 200 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nomura no Famicom Trade was a stock trading application for the Japan-only dial-up modem add-on for the Famicom. Through a Nintendo collaboration, the game featured Mario on the information screen, doing a unique little dance.

08.03.2026 15:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2350 ๐Ÿ” 580 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 37