(crying into hands) jiang cheng with huge pecs that wei wuxian jokes about and calls his tits and fondles to make fun of him and thats when jiang cheng realizes he is so so so into having his tits groped and gets hard so fast he's dizzy with it
Extremely horrible person villain jiang cheng his haters describe and Extremely woobified jiang cheng should commit selfcest with eachother
I was having a good day until one of the baby disciples asked me to show them my sword flying tricks, ahaha
okay RUDE
teaching my son to drive
xian-gege..
#xiancheng
Haha hard,penis
we are sold out of radish (◞‸◟；)
// no its funny laugh at him
yes exactly
then why do your cheeks look like little mantou, hmm??? we should test it
my cute little bunny ahhhh I need to eat your cheeks you're too adorable
I love all my children equally but xiao-Yi is my babyyyy you know he's just little he needs more care and I want to cradle him close at all times
I love my children too much I'm going to explod I'm gonna faint like a maiden I'm losing my mind THEY'RE ALL SO CUTE UGH
aiyah baobei how are you always seeing my sad posts?? come cuddle with mama so I can tell you happy things instead
all I have to share is trauma and potatoes take your pick
No hard feelings but idk maybe the people that blocked me are haters bc I’m actually just a silly guy. I should be meaner tbh
AIYAH
deep water.*
-- my love. Let gege help.
*Still shaking a little with silent giggles, he helps a-Cheng back into his pants and out of the rest of his robes.*
What a silly didi I have, hm? And so cute! Truly this gege is spoiled!
*He scoops him up and blows a raspberry on his belly, then drops into the chest-
*He looks over, and laughs, uproriously and bright. It should feel embarrassing, being laughed at, but somehow it's just full of love. He's gripping his belly, leaning so much with it he almost falls in the water.*
Aiyah, baobei! I meant everything except the pants! Come here, come here,--
very goth, this is me
I bet you are! Here, get down to your pants and let gege get his robes off, and we can jump in.
*He sets xiao-Cheng down on the dock beside him, but not without a little pinch to his bao bun cheek. Quickly, he strips down to the inner robe and pants, just in case his didi needs help.*
-- pier, just in case, and toes his boots off without putting him down so he can sit on the edge.*
You're a Lotus Pier didi, so I assume you know how to swim already?
Of course we can go swimming, baobei. We'll do whatever you want today, as a treat, how about that?
*He pinches his little cheek, very gently. Even though he knows he's not trying to get free, he squeezes him tight like he is. Gege's arms have him locked down!*
*He takes them to their private--
*This xiao-Cheng is just too cute!! He could explode!!!*
Aiyah, and what could a little cutie like you want from gege? What's so exciting, hm?
*He grins at him, too happy, and attacks his adorable little cheeks with kisses! The little baby fat squish to his cheeks will be his undoing!!*
Looking? Looking for what? Can I help?
*He holds him easily, standing and keeping him close and rubbing his back. He looks around as though that might give him some sort of hint what happened or what a-Cheng could be looking for.*
*Is very startled to see a tiny Jiang Cheng wandering about Lotus Pier! Without hesitation, he crouches and holds out his arms for him.*
Xiao-Cheng! What are you doing out and about, hm?
