Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴

Today in our leafy green suburban corner of the subtropical Piedmont it was a glorious 84 degrees.

I’m 85. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

Apparently quite a few people do in fact want to fight for Israel.

So ifn allayall could keep adrinkin craft beer and eatin hotwings and tweetin funny funny memes while 10 million of your neighbors were made homeless, 2.5 million were jailed, 4 million died in epidemic, and millions of babies got slaughtered by your military sure nuclear war man its a total lark.

So yay good news man woohoo they aint no need for nunnya ta worry about spiralin healthcare costs, enda social security,g*n violence,bein grabbed by ICE, long version of epidemic, losin ya job, AI or global warmin!

Why.

Allayall be dead soon in global thermonuclear war is why.

Have a hotwing.

It’s close enough to the truth….great book too!

Now’s the time ifn you gone try sea turtle, spotted owl or whooping crane.

So yeah I know Abu Rashid pretty well, well enough to know that if he done wrote a open letter or a tweet or whatever to Orange Guy it was approved in advance by all the big bosses in the Emirates and reflects their position not his alone.

Prolly doan matter none though.

Yeah huh.

The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog (Official Audio) YouTube video by RHINO

Finest song ever performed. Produced by today’s birthday boy John Cale who also contributed sleigh bells and a relentless piano key. 1969. I don’t know why everyone who heard this just didn’t give up weeping. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy2-...

Barry McGuire - Eve Of Destruction YouTube video by The Best Of - Home Of Classic Music

Ima kwit bellyakin cuz either yaknow who done did this and ya dont need persuadin or ya refuse ta believe the obvious cuz ya drank the koolaid about a plucky little ally. Hope ya lissined and made friends, stocked up got cash and some books. Here’s a tune for allayall. m.youtube.com/watch?v=qfZV...

USA is one of the few countries in the world where International Women’s Day isn’t a paid holiday because USSR made it up and popularized it globally for 50 years.

You stupid stupid people.

Gettin more blocks than impressions how the heck is that even possible. You kids I swear.

Why are so many of the big bosses of AI companies Jewish.

So. Why exactly are the Jews bombing residential neighborhoods to rubble, next door, in peaceful harmless Lebanon and more to the point why are all you well informed idpol addicted Blue MAGA GED geniuses allowing it to happen. Yeah. Huh.

I’m all for real life man as you’ll see over the course of our long uh virtual friendship.

I think at least three of the books I read were all about meticulous research to which I ask did Faulkner do meticulous research or did Shakespeare.

I read one 600 pager and thought golly is this girl so famous nobody dares edit her.

Issa is out and our blue team still can’t get out of our own way running 13 carpetbaggers and idpol darlings with no scant experience against a local boy and retired navy. Instead of running only 2. In a jungle primary.

And nunnya well informed blue MAGA veal even get it.

If the reports of the numbers of missiles being fired by Iran now are accurate they lost.

The Romans also notably wiped out entire cultures, languages and religions.

Just read a dozen of the worst books I ever found.

All published in the past coupla years, all by young writers, all by women which dont makes no difference to me but gosh seemsta make a difference ta allayall kids who love these awful books.

No more vibes-y and nothin after 1975 ever again.

If ya believe that the Iranian government killed 29,000 of its own people with small arms over a couple days of riots but now after 3000 plus attacks and 10000 plus explosions we and Israel only killed a few hundred people you are a special kind of stupid.

The kind who deserves what’s comin.

Just got blocked by an about for someone named Rabbi Liza called (at) analgoddess and what is wrong with you people.

When you see any attack on water infrastructure, hospitals, schools or shopping malls in UAE, Qatar, Bahrain, KSA, Kuwait or Iraq, Israel did it.

If you’re watchin an ex President give a feel good speech on the TeeVee insteada makin friends with all your neighbors, stockin up, gettin your garden ready, gettin fuel and grabbin some cash welp you deserve what’s gonna happen.

Ain’t nobody in Iran celebratin the gettin bombed. Just like they wasn’t nobody celebratin in Lebanon, Syria, Libya. Iraq, Yemen, Afghanistan, Cambodia or Vietnam or any other countries your money and your ignorance and your greed and your laziness slaughtered millions of children.

You idiots.

Leonard Cohen - The Partisan (Official Audio) YouTube video by LeonardCohenVEVO

When they poured across the border
I was cautioned to surrender.
This I could not do.
I took my g*n
and vanished.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=hs5h...

We might not but Israel will.

That’s a tanker?