thursday

ah another day of working a job i feel completely disconnected from

strapped to the toilet begging for mercy if you drink one of these i fear

2 bed 1 bath and under 1,000 sqft for half a million? jail

daydreaming looking at zillow and thinking again about how this app needs a comment section under listings. enough comments like ass ugly, too small lol, and no thanks this looks like a doctors office, and i bet we see some prices drop

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good morning

in howie we trust i guess

damn what the eagles doing

real life of the party i hear

lol oh we’ll definitely be doing a lil spring cleaning

enjoying some extra spicy paneer korma

do you have a favorite?

tom brady sleep paralysis demon

Hey fellow PA citizens. Call this POS and let him know how you feel.

Every ass plowed in NYC as of Feb 24

lol oh that’s interesting. better than having to stay logged on the whole day i guess but yeah just call a snow day at that point

districts really need to be less stingy with the snow days. i mean i understand only having a set amount of them to use before they have to tack on extra days but i feel like it’s usually, or should be, more than just one per year

feel bad for the kids that are only getting a virtual day and not a full snow day. give the kids a snow day who cares? society is collapsing, the world is burning, most of them won’t be able to retire. let them enjoy the snow

this would’ve been the next move if i didn’t find any cash. i know some of the delivery apps let you add an additional tip post delivery too

found some cash though for in addition to what i left on the card

i ordered delivery right before the snow really started coming down and now i feel bad for the delivery person

tbh i’ll take snow as long as it doesn’t stick but otherwise yeah

🤐

where’s the damn snow

boomhaur “it’s the dang ol’ weekend, man”

quittin’ time, folks

booty to assman would be incredible