IT IS TIME
The man looked up from his beach chair.
"Really?" He said. "I've only just retired."
Death held up a timer. A single grain was about to fall. And then... It didn't.
CURIOUS
Vetinari shrugged.
"I've only just discovered drinks with little umbrellas. I'll let it fall in a bit" 1/17
An old screenshot talking about Google on top. It says "Google is a pure search engine — no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. Reward them with a visit. Below is a screenshot from The Phantom Menace, where Anakin Skywalker is walking next to a building and behind him you see the shadow of Darth Vader.
Most reliable poll so far puts Labour in the lead, with Reform a distant third.
(Yes, we should have tidied up first, I’ve been busy okay.)
Who stands for Factorisation?
Pretty
It wasn't French and it didn't help the drainage
This feels like most software development advice in that it is probably mostly true, but the real answer is always "it depends"
Sure there's a gag in here somewhere about a Diss track
Accurate
I think this constant push for immigrants to feel & act ‘grateful’ is so insidious. Let’s change the narrative. Migration is a normal part of human behaviour, not a charity case. If you’re doing your best to do your best, you don’t need to do even more to be accepted. It’s your right to be accepted.
“It has stopped making sense to work,” she said, which certainly explains her approach to opposition."
Genius.
Oh you're a jpg?
I'm sorry for your loss.
“Let’s call it for what it is: bullshit. The truth is, politicians have talked about little else but immigration for decades and in the most dehumanising ways.
Polanski added: “Stop the boats’ is all we hear. Well, today I'm saying ‘stop the bullshit’.”
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
Publicity photo of Samuel L. Jackson
Happy birthday to the great eighteenth-century critic and lexicographer Samuel Johnson.
I'll be there..
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Sorry, I'm supposed to be encouraging people to come
There are folk out there using .NET who never had to think about the Global Assembly Cache.
In some ways nature is healing.
I like presidents who know Slavery is bad, not "WOKE."
I scored 17/21 on e-mail.wtf and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.
Email validation is _hard_ and a lot of websites are waaay to strict
An apartment block where the windows and Juliet balconies look like network ports
This is owned by a LANlord
Tell me you're in SE Asia without telling me you're in SE Asia
Ebook available?
The image shows the 17th century painting “Landscape with Windmills near Haarlem” by the Dutch painter Jacob van Ruisdael.
Disgusted to see this beautiful landscape ruined by wind turbines.
Propaganda: trans women are going to assault you in the ladies’ room
Reality: Drunk armed border patrol agents are going to assault you in the ladies’ room
Bit poky this stadium
It's always Teams...
Or maybe my colleagues are all gits?
"By all means, let’s make Mark Zuckerberg’s name a curse for a thousand years. But let’s not forget that he was able to do what he did because policymakers over and over again deliberately failed us."
– Cory Doctorow
bylinesupplement.substack.com/p/engineered...
Guardian headline saying, "‘It’s terrifying’: WhatsApp AI helper mistakenly shares user’s number Chatbot tries to change subject after serving up unrelated user’s mobile to man asking for rail firm helpline"
'Meredith,' some guys ask, 'why won't you shove AI into Signal?'
Because we love privacy, and we love you, and this shit is predictable and unacceptable. Use Signal ❤️
Wetherspoons. Musk and Trump, stripped to the waist, brawling. Farage rings one of his other backers for advice. Tice is dismayed. Putin bowls in. 30p Lee accosts Zia Yusuf.
