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@babymilf

something between court jester and trusted oracle | she/they | 20s

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my phone is also refusing to let me make calls or restart it so like. that’s fascinating

05.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

has the bad place actually been down for like 24hours or am i specifically just being cosmically punished

05.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

every so often i like to have a meal i call bad for the baby. which is just a collection of different foods you’re not supposed to eat while pregnant (i.e sushi mini charcuterie plate alcohol cheetos etc). i am, of course, not pregnant.

22.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

because someone and i have spoken negatively to/about each other and they are wishing an me unwell. the echo of my grandmother’s voice is telling me to open the windows sweep and do a simmer pot. get the evil all the way out

07.02.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

unfortunately for all the ways i believe in science and modern medicine i am susceptible to some of the woo woo shit. i do think my throat hurts for reasons that are not ONLY because its the dead middle of winter and my sinuses are having a hard time but also

07.02.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

gorg. very thorough review. it has yet to pop up for me but i will of course try anything he puts into the world like an idiot. though i had my hesitations about it bc ive also read that is diet and im quite sensitive to the artificial sweetener taste

06.02.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how does it taste omg

06.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s so funny to watch someone currently going through a disease you caught in like 2017 and has since gone dormant. it’s like oh that DID have some sauce. and you’re absolutely lost in it huh

06.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sorry to william. and sort of auston

30.01.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

notice how the l**fs curse got exponentially worse after getting rid gorgeous sexy perfect mitchmarn? #deserved

30.01.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image lando norris rolling out of the garage in Barcelona - he's in an all black helmet to match the black/grey testing livery

lando norris rolling out of the garage in Barcelona - he's in an all black helmet to match the black/grey testing livery

Lando Norris is on track as LN1 for the first time! πŸ“Έ

| #F1 #McLaren

28.01.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

big shout out to everyone attempting to complete basic tasks

21.01.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 293 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 8

choosing between unspeakable evils on each side (bus is less crowded than the train but instead you have to deal with Traffic)

15.01.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

said it once and i’ll forever keep saying it. bez is the guy ever. allergic to aura. not an oz of sauce about him. i love that awkward dog

13.01.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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McLaren's first 10 poles in the turbo-hybrid era

1) Lando Norris (2021)
2) Lando Norris (2024)
3) Lando Norris (2024)
4) Lando Norris (2024)
5) Lando Norris (2024)
6) Lando Norris (2024)
7) Lando Norris (2024)
8) Lando Norris (2024)
9) Lando Norris (2024)
10) Lando Norris (2025)

12.01.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

i mean it the latest hallucinations are gee are sixty three and el en four championship fight. i want it to a concerning degree

11.01.2026 08:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

every day i am a beautiful princess with a disorder . but i’m really very brave about it. i practice goal oriented communication and trusting in those i love

31.12.2025 19:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i am down two nails but that’s fine we are gonna work it all out

28.12.2025 02:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

peace love and balance restored to planet earth (blond split dye en progress)

28.12.2025 02:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham

21.12.2024 18:42 πŸ‘ 11314 πŸ” 1481 πŸ’¬ 315 πŸ“Œ 111

LANDO NORRIS WORLD CHAMPION . I KNEW TGIS DAY WOULD COME AND IM SO SO HAPPY

07.12.2025 15:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

adding to queue 🫑

22.11.2025 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(no kpop either just bc that base is already covered)

22.11.2025 20:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

going back through that phase where i want to listen to music in mostly any language but english. everyone drop some recs please πŸ™

22.11.2025 20:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

last β€œoh pecco /:” of the season. rest easy brother better luck next year

18.11.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

18.11.2025 21:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

nooooo </3

18.11.2025 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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unfortunately i have to figure out stupid fucking dinner again .

05.11.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve absorbed So Much blue light (work training) today but . i lk still wanna absorb more and do fun things

05.11.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.11.2025 23:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0