Love Kimi!
08.03.2026 05:53
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I’m so sorry, but my allegiance is highly snack-dependent 😂
18.01.2026 18:44
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Shhh, she’ll hear us and we won’t get any mint chip!
18.01.2026 01:23
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Wait, am I the one saying ice cream? I feel like that’s me and @blairloudly.bsky.social
18.01.2026 00:21
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Best I can do is hand sanitizer and a bagel. You still in?
15.01.2026 05:14
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Try blowing in your ear like it’s a Nintendo cartridge
07.01.2026 05:24
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He’s right, I’m really not qualified to give legal advice
07.01.2026 05:23
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Ha ha ha, this is true. 4th birthday party? You bet. What did I have for dinner last night? Good question
07.01.2026 01:15
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There is something very attractive and sexy about a woman who appreciates donuts.
03.01.2026 13:43
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Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
05.01.2026 14:09
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if you don’t mess up is it still an errand
04.01.2026 18:10
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If only everything in life were as reliable as my Mandalorian PEZ dispenser.
29.12.2025 18:56
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Day 3 of the new year and my plan to stay an undiscovered genius remains on track.
03.01.2026 11:30
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I don't know why, but i really trust Tony Hawk as a spokesperson
05.01.2026 17:45
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I know with the new year a lot of folks are at the gym doing squats. I just want ya’ll to know I’m at home doing my favorite kind of squat
(diddley)
05.01.2026 18:44
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January is the Monday of the year.
02.01.2025 01:59
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The gear shift got stuck on my Delorean again, and I ended up in 2005 again
06.01.2026 00:26
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So, post weirder on the platforms I’m already on, you say 🤔
05.01.2026 23:35
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I remember 2025 like it was just a few days ago
05.01.2026 23:28
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we held our collective breath for mere seconds before the fuckery continued unabated
03.01.2026 23:03
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A sloth drinking decaf has more motivation than some of us today.
05.01.2026 21:14
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Guys I'm twitterpated
04.01.2026 19:00
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No motivational speeches today. Let's get through this.
Retirement rehearsal is over.
05.01.2026 12:40
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love to wake up and immediately start hurting myself with my brain
05.01.2026 17:28
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join me in this trench and rest
05.01.2026 15:40
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I think a little poison will make me feel better.
03.01.2026 22:00
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