Andrew

Meh, still got your tupe… you’re fine 😜

Don’t forget the pancakes!

Though you’ve got to be thin enough to fit between the cabinet and glass to even try!

Damn those pesky RCDs… ⚡️

Sleepy Finn 🥰

Reminds me of someone 🤭, but as always the tummy rub toll is one I’m happy to pay! 🥰

Almost over! Huzzah 🙌🏼

Awww the adorable limpet mines 🥰

That room looks familiar… 🤔

Bugle Limb?

“Tom’s Taxis” has a ring to it…

Ugh 😒

Dexy Boy! 🥰

You be careful, that sounds like a very thrilling evening for someone of your age… 💅🏼

Oh Dexter! 💩

“Unkown” 🤔

OR you can piss off everyone all at once and cackle your way off into the sunset…

Ignorance is bliss, thank you very much!

Putting on my suit lately has felt very alien… only trousers I’ve worn in over a month now!

What a handsome bunch out for lunch! x

They’re just missing me after their weekend in the country. They love their Uncle Rew! 🐶🥰🐶

I can assure you you’re not a fat ick, but I know from my own ickiness, someone saying that doesn’t make much difference when your heads stuck in that place 😔😢

Hasn’t quite managed perspective… there are some very tiny bearded humans in that pool, with people further back in the image with much larger heads…

Oh I can think of plenty of reasons to get rid of you Wes, perhaps all those donations from private healthcare companies?

I do find it curious that in the war between Israel and Iran, criticism of the IDF is badged as anti-semitism, yet criticism of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, broadly the equivalent of the IDF for Iran isn’t considered Islamophobia, don’t quite compute…

Waterboarding feels more appropriate for a water exec…

I’ve had this wonderful message too 🙄🤣

I assume, like their own brand food, it’s all cardboard?

But I’m hungry 🥺

And you wonder why I eat so early…