My employee: hey Iβm gonna be late, sorry
*texted the exact time they were supposed to be scheduled*
My reply: okay, also more heads up time please next time
My employee: hey Iβm gonna be late, sorry
*texted the exact time they were supposed to be scheduled*
My reply: okay, also more heads up time please next time
Man the way Iβm being fucked over by life I might end up pregnant in the year 2026
Ever took the fatest shit and feel the splash back on it and be like βGod damn I made that?!β
I think about that for a while now
I looked at God in his eyes, lovingly and deeply as I flip him off
Whatβs the worse that can happen when I boot up my pc without caressing itβ¦β¦
Fucking everything I suppose
I swear to god theyβre out to get me for the smallest things fucking hell
The corporate inspector calling my store extremely dirty and unorganized with an announce visit and day and time meanwhile a surprise visit from the health inspector I get damn near perfect score (ph level for my sink were a bit to high easy fix) and said it was easy to grade and clean like it open
The joke about how βmy dad can beat up your dadβ my dad survived the Khmer Rouge or also known the Cambodian Genocide. And he did it when he was is late elementary and early middle school. The stories this man has is astounding
Tell me why is it weird to go to a diner and eat by yourself. My dad thought I was crazy when I did so
God dammit I asked the hat man to just let me sleep forever and the motherfucker just took my Benadryl instead. This bitch like come on stealing IN THIS ECONOMY
So I am open to close but this time with one person (who is gonna get an extra $200 for this bs) since 5 people wanted to call out one hour before their schedule not even a couple hours but barely one hour or less than that. So rude
So I got a question, my dad is a big car guy, like used to own a modded Toyota β98 Supra with wide body kit and moreβ¦.but besides that this motherfucker told me the fastest he ever went was at least 95 but doesnβt know since his speedometer broke midwayβ¦.tf
I absolutely love to tinker with electronics. And I truly mean to tinker not just βoh that looks coolβ I mean, I have 3 screwdriver kits to open random shit
Who gave me the power to create words and form sentences.
For example βGod damn can pyramid head slam me against the walls and fuck me up with his swordβ
Iβm over here just sipping on a black viscous drink that even god regrets giving me the ability to mix things
*siiiip*
Its caffeine and sugar
Yknow what fuck it, hereβs a funny way to say βyour an idiotβ in alternate ways
βYour the reason why there are instructions and videos on how to put on glassesβ
βYour last two brain cells are fighting for 3rd placeβ
βYour the person they had to make the βdo not petβ sign on a bear enclosureβ
So a thing Iβve been hearing is βyour body, my choiceβ and with an older sister who had to deal with SA
All I have to say is βYour Life, My Handsβ
I ainβt afraid to throw hands. Especially the guy who tried to do it to my sister. I track them before and I track you.
Be better
βHey skulls what is it like building a pc?β
Oh my experience is very different since Iβm cursed whenever I build one there is always a problem but for me I gotta sacrifice blood and tears whenever I build one
Donβt break it
βOh Iβm an ai artist I can create artβ
Then fucking draw yourself getting fucked by a cactus
Me getting follower notifications: well shit I donβt know how I feel about this
It tracks
18+| This Skeleton fights in glorious fashion but will miss every shot www.twitch.tv/skulls_01
i miss drawing so damn much, but in other news, im getting a lot better at drawing faces now, now to work on face perspective....fuck
MY ISP STRIKES AGAIN, stream crashed with my internet.
Thanks Obama
Oh shit I forgot Iβm live right now on www.twitch.tv/skulls_01
I forgot to mention that since I do stream itβs very little times I do and sometimes very short (only 3 hours max most times) since I do own an actual business/restaurant so yes, I work everyday and give myself very little time to work lmao
riot tf are you putting me in gold lobbies, im bronze so keep me there WHERE I DESERVE. I KNOW I PEAKED PLAT BUT THAT WAS LUCK
Hey skulls how you holding up?
Ever had a hammer shatter when you need to hammer in a nail? No? Yeah that is me rn.
RT this if you're a VTuber π₯