Trending
Monumental Matt's Avatar

Monumental Matt

@wintism

Yeah, I'm a pretty cool dude. Brooklyn Raised

66
Followers
91
Following
905
Posts
15.11.2024
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Monumental Matt @wintism

Preview
a man with a beard says you 're not serious in front of a lamp ALT: a man with a beard says you 're not serious in front of a lamp

Whoever is in charge of naming strains of weed needs to step up their vocabulary. There should not be a bud strain named booty talk, like wtf.

13.03.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
two men are sitting on a plane and one of them is asking the other what 's the name of this fish ? ALT: two men are sitting on a plane and one of them is asking the other what 's the name of this fish ?
12.03.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sunlight from 7am to 7pm got me feeling a type of way

12.03.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Replaying fire red with no cheats, good time.

12.03.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman named rapsody is featured in a bet ad ALT: a woman named rapsody is featured in a bet ad

High key, Rapsody has better bars than Kendrick

10.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a white shirt is looking at himself in a mirror in a prison cell . ALT: a man in a white shirt is looking at himself in a mirror in a prison cell .

Teabag was the original walton goggins. He had the whole southern super gay thing down packed.

09.03.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a colorful shirt and hat is sitting in front of a computer and saying c mon man . ALT: a man in a colorful shirt and hat is sitting in front of a computer and saying c mon man .
07.03.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .

Jay elec said he "was sleeping in the house was puff and Cas and his name wasn't on the affidavit"

07.03.2026 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a black shirt is dancing in front of a jamaican flag ALT: a man in a black shirt is dancing in front of a jamaican flag

Being a soca entertainer has to be one of the best gigs ever. You get paid to go to carnival on all the islands

04.03.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a little girl wearing a scarf and holding a cup of hot chocolate is holding a spoon in her mouth . ALT: a little girl wearing a scarf and holding a cup of hot chocolate is holding a spoon in her mouth .

Your favorite male celebrity is the biggest diva you've ever seen

04.03.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a purple shirt standing next to a bed ALT: a man in a purple shirt standing next to a bed

I have a box of 12 sticks of 32gb DDR4 ram somewhere, with the prices of that shit now, that's practically gold. I need to find that shit.

02.03.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This new joey b@da$$ album sounds like an homage to fabolous' street dreams album

27.02.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman is holding a flag in front of a digicel sign ALT: a woman is holding a flag in front of a digicel sign
27.02.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a close up of a man wearing a bandana and a hat making a funny face . ALT: a close up of a man wearing a bandana and a hat making a funny face .

Your dog to other dogs...

27.02.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man wearing white sunglasses and a grey hoodie smiles for the camera ALT: a man wearing white sunglasses and a grey hoodie smiles for the camera

Just had chamomile tea for the first time ever, shit is definitely fuego

27.02.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman crying with the words " don 't do it ... it ain 't worth it " next to her ALT: a woman crying with the words " don 't do it ... it ain 't worth it " next to her
25.02.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man wearing a hat and chains says " my opinion " ALT: a man wearing a hat and chains says " my opinion "

That's too lofty of an ambition. Lox/dipset was like the cherry on top of the "end" of covid. They should aim to be like beenie/bountie, where it wasn't a huge ordeal, but it was still one of the better verzuz'

24.02.2026 01:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is standing in front of a computer monitor . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is standing in front of a computer monitor .

Danny Brown had deadass put out heat after hear, every album fresh and showcases new skills and flows.

24.02.2026 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They said it was 18" of snow? It didn't even seem that bad

23.02.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I could hear Mr. Lindo, as soon as he got backstage, just wild jamaican curses flying everywhere.

23.02.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man wearing glasses and a vest is sitting on a couch and says wack . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a vest is sitting on a couch and says wack .

I tried watching one of those political circle videos, and I couldn't make it past 5 mins. It's not a debate it's people spewing words at each other, hoping for a got'em moment.

23.02.2026 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man is sitting on a couch making a funny face with the words get outta heeaaa written on the bottom ALT: a man is sitting on a couch making a funny face with the words get outta heeaaa written on the bottom

I refuse to watch anything game of thrones related. They had their chance.

21.02.2026 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a close up of a man 's face with a mustache wearing a suit and tie ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a mustache wearing a suit and tie

They really didn't want people watching the all-star game this year. Wtf would you have it in the early afternoon?

15.02.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I appreciate the recommendation. If I'm ever brave enough to try sushi again, I'll give it a shot.

10.02.2026 01:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Randy Jackson No GIF ALT: Randy Jackson No GIF

Salmon and cream cheese?!?! I didn't even know there was a philly roll, honestly.

10.02.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a little girl in a black and white striped shirt is eating a piece of cake . ALT: a little girl in a black and white striped shirt is eating a piece of cake .

I don't think I've had cooked sushi, but I've tried the raw ones and...

10.02.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man wearing a black shirt that says you can 't tell me my black is n't beautiful ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says you can 't tell me my black is n't beautiful

Shout out to sushi eaters. That shit is disgusting to me, but yall mf'ers be eating sushi rolls like it's not uncooked fish, couldn't be me.

10.02.2026 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman says anyways in a blue background ALT: a woman says anyways in a blue background

Word back to more interesting things

09.02.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with her hands folded in front of her face . ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with her hands folded in front of her face .

J. Lo would have been front and center, and joe is unmistakable

09.02.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm surprised J. Lo and Fat joe weren't involved with this, but alba and Ricky pulling up was cool.

09.02.2026 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0