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correctly attired, universally admired. she/they • "insufferable dodgers fan" • 30 • dirt, NC

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this week's song is about bobby I love u but please stop it x

weeklybeats.com/maisiemarra/...

09.03.2026 09:58 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Picard voice:

computer,, show hole

08.03.2026 18:18 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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happy international women's day

08.03.2026 17:30 👍 1514 🔁 508 💬 1 📌 2

we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,

07.03.2026 19:48 👍 3012 🔁 440 💬 50 📌 12

Thread, and a needed reality check about what's going on in NC.

06.03.2026 01:15 👍 72 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 0
boss delay pedal

boss delay pedal

and this thing

18.02.2026 16:56 👍 55 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

technology the left is excited for:
- ipod
- pdf
- 4k uhd disc of Cruising (1980)
- boys chat
- Casio digital watch
- esoteric and complicated methods of brewing coffee
- polyamory

18.02.2026 16:53 👍 211 🔁 27 💬 7 📌 2

every trans girl is fighting a secret fight that you can solve by giving her 20 thousand dollars

26.02.2026 01:16 👍 5029 🔁 1978 💬 32 📌 108

21 days until Opening Day

04.03.2026 17:50 👍 35 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 2

From February 2003:

01.03.2026 22:10 👍 29 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

the coolest age (i am exactly 30)

28.02.2026 13:38 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

so is someone gonna tell bob marley it's unhealthy to smoke that many joints?

27.02.2026 16:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TV and movies had a good run. Back to the only incorruptible medium: photocopied pornographic zines

26.02.2026 23:41 👍 736 🔁 200 💬 6 📌 3

her belly was warm bc she had been napping on it

24.02.2026 19:31 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

back in my day, we got by on containing a single, or even half, a multitude! kids these days don't realize how easy they have it

24.02.2026 19:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

warm cat in your lap. never kill yourself

24.02.2026 19:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you've gotta pitch submarine like this this season. we'll be unstoppable

23.02.2026 13:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bro, sorry I was late. I was busy hooking up a banana to my aux to get the perfect fruity undertones.

18.02.2026 22:43 👍 1444 🔁 495 💬 23 📌 21

volcel boromir : gondor has no pussy. gondor needs no pussy!

04.06.2025 00:55 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

dogs are like rats in this city

23.11.2025 13:24 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

they should invent a cat that never gets old and never gets sick. actually don’t invent it just convert mine

19.02.2026 20:51 👍 39 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

PWHL is free on YouTube and it rips. Pick a team and go.

19.02.2026 21:16 👍 191 🔁 76 💬 3 📌 7
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Satan uses Star Wars and Digimon to lure you to Hell! Renounce Sailor Moon or face eternal damnation!

02.04.2025 04:06 👍 52 🔁 12 💬 9 📌 10

i dont WANT to talk about being trans all the time i WANT to talk about steely dan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15.02.2026 02:38 👍 133 🔁 11 💬 8 📌 0

I have got to get boobier

13.02.2026 00:36 👍 279 🔁 19 💬 22 📌 1

atheist who has a fetish for god

12.02.2026 14:29 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

not one single time! last time we ever find a roommate on Lex...

12.02.2026 14:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

11.02.2026 15:58 👍 7503 🔁 1456 💬 67 📌 43

right??? lowkey she has all the dark triad traits. genuine sociopath...

11.02.2026 20:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yes! DaThings is so good! had no idea she was trans

11.02.2026 19:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0