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Diaw should’ve had a good backhanded French nickname like Le Pomme De Terre or Le Grand Jambon.

If she does it with a Delco accent I’m in.

They said it was impossible to make a Cuck Shoe. Our syphilitic president and his coterie of lil’ guys proved them all very wrong.

Playing the “Everywhere in chicken town…” song as they bury Kershaw in Kraft macaroni and cheese.

Lol Kershaw looks like he’s been living on whole milk and wonder bread.

Sometimes having fun with internet buddies is pretty damn fun.

League is soft. Bam couldn’t score 83 against the AI 1994 Knicks powered by Claude©️

telling my child in 30 years that bam adebayo played against vibe coders and doordashers

They should rename Miami to Cum Town the way they had Bam going crazy.

What idiot called him Bam and not Whack Mamba

THIRTY SEVEN FREE THROW ATTEMPTS

Text from a teen describing their day

Bro I can’t tell you how cooked the Zionist project is when relatively normal kids in the Midwest are describing their bad days with the phrase, “Today was Israel.”

Me and my friends would beat Tilly to death with hammers, I can tell you that much.

It was the right move, Dog.

Also this was my favorite part of Rudy Gobert testing positive a second time in 2022.

Can’t believe we didn’t sacrifice him to a vengeful god.

I think you’re a day early? I’ve had Rudy Gobert Day in my calendar on March 11th since 2020

Tudor-style? More like Tutor style, because someone needs to teach them to stick to a unified design aesthetic, amirite?

I’m just enjoying the obstinate
BB style argument. Some people are still living in 2007 and frankly I admire them.

Even our Lego couches are massive

The phrase is “Be Gay, Do Crimes” not “Be Gay, Talk About The Crimes You Commit.”
The shoplifting game is to be sold not told.

Is there any chance this is a competitive course or does the pole just win if they don’t have a mechanical failure or pit apocalypse?

No weird dormers and staggered parapets to unsuccessfully trick the eye? I'm hooting and hollering like a cartoon wolf.

Telling him the Mr Yuck stickers were very rude to him at Studio 54

“Come meet me in my hotel room. I have a magical rope for you”

Returning to the Carter 70s has always been Trump’s deepest desire. Before he took a bite of the Epstein apple. Before AIDS. When Times Square was 80% porno and 20% Broadway. When a well done steak and a martini with ice cubes was haute cuisine. He wants to go back there and die. We should help him.

Drop them all at The Hague

The kids today should be BenMendoMaxxing but instead, we live in (checking my notes)…apparently it’s called Hellworld?

It’s basically just southern comfort mixed with tyelnol and robitussin. It’s fine. Hell on the kidneys though.