i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
This post is from a few months ago and rings more true every day
status effect attacks are for your 30s
Incoming! The Zara Lobby
Iβd run on the Thursty Thursday Bill for a four-day workweek
Ohhhh as a former gay grad student you have my support
We should give some people grace and we should take grace away from other people! Who will decide? ME
Youβre gonna tear LA apart
Youβre running for gay president (president of the gays)
Whatβs your single issue?
This is tonight! Come see Maggieβs lecture and our post-lecture conversation!
Breakfast: pop tart
Lunch: uncrustable
Dinner: empanada
Only the Avatar, master of allβ¦
This is the golden age of getting π€¬'ed
John Lennon doing that stupid walk
Walking away from Omelas like
Itβs a great day to be an AI hater
Thank you lgbt!
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Remember that a coffee and slice of pie at a diner will reset your nervous system
Especially after theyβve Distorted Faceβd!
You were my first π₯Ί
All bangers
Itβs my birthday! Please leave a review
Oh thank god my dentist remembered
ββItβs almost as if public libraries are home to democracyβs last stand,β said Peters.β
wordinblack.com/2026/03/publ...
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I wonβt even bring up thatβs itβs my special day until after the 4th round of Champagne in the street
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if IT happens today I can cede focus
You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldnβt get another penny from us.
Itβs laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.
So wild that itβs my birthday
but things are not free?