I’m watching a show with a British main character and so I decided to make myself some beans on toast. And I just caught my cat neck deep in a pot of beans. Didn’t realize the lil dude was a Brit!
9 years ago today, Charli xcx released ‘Number 1 Angel.’
TIL that on the Monday & Tuesday following the spring forward you are 24% more likely to have a heart attack and 8% more likely to have a stroke.
Holy House of Worship is also a great name for a gay bar
Isn’t he just the cutest little dude?
Jump scare ass ad
God damn it why does Tucker Carlson’s merch go so fucking hard?
Repent to God would actually be so silly for a name. I kinda love it.
and that’s on fuck you gavin newsom
Are people really posting about how Hillary girlbossed in her Epstein hearing? Did I really just see that with my own eyes?
I’m so extremely disappointed this QR code wouldn’t work for me 😫
45 minutes later and the CTA worker just told me they’re still not running…
Explain to me how my commute to and from work has had major CTA delays two days in a row… like yall are really just playing in my face every day
This would make a gorgeous gay bar
I just watched a man with his phone playing music at full volume get on the train, wake up a sleeping unhoused person, and tell him he was “pissing the train off” … sir YOU are the problem
You’d think by season 18 (+countless other all stars, etc) that people would realize this. And yet!
I’m currently in a drag race fantasy league with a bunch of people who have not learned that it doesn’t matter what you think, it’s who makes RuPaul laugh…
We as a population are not nearly pissed off enough at tech companies. They are not only complicit in our slide into fascism, they are accelerating it.
If you are vocal against the current administration even a little bit online I recommend you listen!
This podcast episode is absolutely chilling and terrifying. open.spotify.com/episode/5iWs...
Second year in a row that I’ve talked with coworkers about getting Packzi and someone volunteers to get some and then doesn’t… 😞
I’m watching Veronica Mars for the first time, and it was just chill that this adult cop was trying to fuck a high school student?? Ooooook lol
Also democrats literally used pictures of kids in cages to try to point out the inhumanity of immigrant child detention, only to be exposed as having used images from during the Obama administration…
If you view things like this extremely generously, democrats are incapable of reading the room. I’m not generous, so it seems pretty obvious they don’t care about people, they just care about decorum. 🙃
My new neighbors warned me about the party they were having tonight because they were worried they would keep me up. People are currently leaving at 10:44pm lol
JUICY
Raven what did you do to her face?
Precum? Honey, this is Chicago... we call it Edgewater 🙄
And 0 are legally required! They always think we’re nuts over here
The average for full time workers is just about 11 days in the US. The average in Europe is about 3x that, with most European companies legally requiring at least 25 days.
