HAPPY LDOC FROM MONTESSORI SCHOOL OF DURHAM

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Just woke up from a dream where Robert Pattinson and I starred in a fave wash commercial together (ofc we fell in love too)

Everyone at the beach wishes it were slightly warmer but we’re making the most of it #chillsitch

I would say this is cozy erasure but it’s like the oposite

I’m in a portapotty at lilys in Boone and overheard someone say “the acid is giving me a slight sickness” ok man good luck ur yaking any minute now

Love my silly garden guys!

I came back and won this match btw 💅

Hat tip to whichever icon cooked up the “litter boxes in classrooms” thing. Has to be one of the most successful pearl-clutching clickbait fake news stories that’s ever been spread

I wonder if other languages went as hard as English did when they were naming “diarrhea”

Intense moment of gratitude for how much I love my job!!! 🫨 I’m poor but I’m happy!

I’m sure it will come as a surprise to no one that the man collecting our compost bucket this morning was extremely attractive

Every day I come home to find that a bird has once again tried to make a nest in my mailbox and every day I feel guilty undoing its hard work 💔

Infinite drink hack: buy one drink then keep topping it off with water all night

They make me so ill

God I fucking hate duke

When you make it halfway through the acrosses and are starting to lose hope that you’ll get one but then these legends show up

I’m not an ambiturner

Here to report that the TOPO bathroom smells like a dog kennel

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE UUUUU BEST WEEKEND EVER

God damn I just love North Carolina so much

Love u

Can the besties come rescue u pls 🥺

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Made a thoughtless mistake in chess.com game against someone who has already beaten me once and it has ruined my day

These two absolute divas

kms (keep mouth shut) strikes again

Looks great AND love the stache!

Nothing makes my bowels move like one singular hit of weed

No such thing as too many blankets