Literally this

Donald Trump endorsed a pro-slavery candidate who uses pictures of Americans as target practice.

Oh, honey . . . just because you played dress-up at a fake "military academy" that your parents sent you to because you were such an unmanageable, obnoxious teenager doesn't mean you were in the miliary. You had that duty, but lied to get out of it.

Hegseth’s trial is gonna be a doozy.

Too on the nose

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.

Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.

The 25th is never happening.

Someone should let Rep. Luna know that threatening the President of the United States is a federal crime.

Every media outlet in the country should be loudly calling for Tuberville's immediate impeachment or resignation.

I reiterate my call for a term limits amendment to the Constitution.

Trump really gets it.

Because everyone knows the vast majority of Americans are oil executives.

The SPR TACO has landed.

Everyone knows our offensive capabilities are unrivaled. No surprises there.

One thing that worries me is that we’ve failed to learn the lessons from Ukraine.

Warfare has changed, and we’re behind the eight ball. We should have been pouring money into counter-drone technology.

goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

This was not his take during the Biden admin.

Trump saluting a flag-draped casket carried by soldiers, wearing his standard ill fitting suit and a white baseball hat that says USA in gold letters visible from space

I think it's great that the president put on his most solemnly branded baseball cap to receive the returning coffins of soldiers killed in the unnecessary war he launched to distract from his failing presidency and pedophilia scandal.

Look at that gold-like letting. Classy as shit.

People got real mad at Biden for looking at his watch during a dignified transfer.

Looking forward to the same outrage at Trump for wearing a fucking hat

Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump 忄 Iran, which is being beat to HELL, has apologized and surrendered to its Middle East neighbors, and promised that it will not shoot at them anymore. This promise was only made because of the relentless U.S. and Israeli attack. They were looking to take over and rule the Middle East. It is the first time that Iran has ever lost, in thousands of years, to surrounding Middle Eastern Countries. They have said, "Thank you President Trump." I have said, "You're welcome!" Iran is no longer the "Bully of the Middle East," they are, instead, "THE LOSER OF THE MIDDLE EAST," and will be for many decades until they surrender or, more likely, completely collapse! Today Iran will be hit very hard! Under serious consideration for complete destruction and certain death, because of Iran's bad behavior, are areas and groups of people that were not considered for targeting up until this moment in time. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump is totally deranged and a danger to the world.

He really ought to be busy studying English vocabulary, grammar, and punctuation.

But there is no evidence he has ever done that or ever will.

Had to doublecheck the date on this

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Now that they're trying to pretend their war is not a war, they've gone back to calling it the Defense Department.

Dead soldiers aren't good #content

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

The fuck kind of answer is this

This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.

So Ukraine helps the US beat Shaheds and the US helps Russia kill Ukrainians.

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.

Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.

Maybe firing all the logistics guys was, in fact, a bad idea.

Other than that it was a great plan.🙄