Helen

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Wow. #traitors #nospoilers

"Look, I get it, he's mental but what the fuck do you want me to do?"

- Labour +45%

Twenty Modern-Day Proverbs   Fake news travels fast. Post in haste, regret immediately. Two’s company, three’s a crowdsourcing campaign. AI for an eye, an untruth for a truth. Beware of geeks bearing gifs. Caesar’s Wi-Fi must be above suspicion. A scrolling phone gathers no moss. Share and share and like. Don’t feed the troll that bites you. Empty influencers make the most noise. Every blog has its day. Blessed are the content creators. There’s a time and podcast for everything. Do not judge clickbait by its cover. A WhatsApp a day keeps your mother at bay. All’s well that trends well. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
teach a man to phish and you pheed him for a lifetime. Every cloud has a data centre. Spam tomorrow and spam yesterday – and always spam today. The end justifies the memes. Brian Bilston

This is called ‘Twenty Modern-Day Proverbs’.

Traitors alert! BBC confirms fourth season of The Traitors returns New Year’s Day at 8pm on BBC1 and iPlayer.
Episode 2 - 8pm on Friday 2nd Jan
Episode 3 - 7.45pm on Saturday 3rd Jan

They're awful. Having a nightmare with them at the moment trying to sort mine.

30 years and done. Thank goodness for teacher pensions!

The BSL during Finland was sensational #Eurovision

Seems I'm going to die happy 😆🍾

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On hold for just over an hour earlier in the week. Then took about 2 mins yo sort the issue.

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The Gulf of America 👇

If you like squid games Google it, then click on the game icon.

Today is the first date where the day, month and year are all square numbers since 25th Sept 1936.
Happy new year!

Not sure I got those products 🤔

Not seen that. I'll add it to my list of catch ups for when I collapse after 2pm term end tomorrow.

Wow! I'm a speed reader in hols but definitely didn't manage that one in a day. The chats/threads over multiple pages slowed me down - fomo 😆
Agreed about loving all of the series. Not usually a fan of things I've read but this is different and definitely should have been more eps.

Those chat room bits were hard to read but necessary. Was wondering how they were going to deal with them on TV but wasn't expecting them to be totally ignored. Agree about actors...they're perfect. Desperate for next book after the ending of the last one!

Yes! Wasn't too happy with this one. Have you read the book?

Nitty Nora used to come into Primary school regularly when I was a kid in 70s/80s

A legend arrives.

A quick reminder on how to contribute to uksnowmap.com ahead of any possible #uksnow tomorrow 👀

Post with the hashtag #uksnow, the first-half of your postcode, and a snow rating x/10 and help draw a real-time map of where it is snowing in the UK.

Think my birth song was an omen

All of the above 😆

Somewhat ironic seeing as I've never had (nor wanted!) a band of gold 😆

Good morning Bluesky.

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Freda Payne Band of Gold
Love it

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To celebrate 2,000 BlueSky followers, I'm going to do a little giveaway.

Repost and follow and I'll pick one lucky person at random to win a 12-month Gift Subscription at Bert's Books worth OVER £100.

You have until noon on Sunday 17th November

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