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@notthebees

she/her, able to boil an egg with my mind (it takes 4 minutes)

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oh man, this makes me want to dig my own Beekeeper Quilt out of wherever i stashed it when i got bored lmao. its so pretty!

14.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s nothing more obnoxious than when people celebrate being an asshole or β€œjust saying what everyone’s thinking”

Yeah, dude, most people have edgy thoughts, and learn to keep them inside. It’s called control. What you’re doing is like being really proud of constantly shitting yourself.

13.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 4773 πŸ” 787 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 0

fundamentally a big part of growing up is realizing there’s nothing special about being an asshole

it doesn’t make you superior, it just makes people not want to spend time around you because you suck

13.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 410 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
Simpsons racecar bed meme, Milhouse's dad is saying "I use ChatGPT to generate ideas" and below Homer says "I use my brain"

Simpsons racecar bed meme, Milhouse's dad is saying "I use ChatGPT to generate ideas" and below Homer says "I use my brain"

13.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 2527 πŸ” 628 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8
libraford on tumblr: "No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream."

libraford on tumblr: "No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream."

01.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5
"Remember What You're Fighting For" and it's a picture of epstein and trump inside a soldier's helmet.

"Remember What You're Fighting For" and it's a picture of epstein and trump inside a soldier's helmet.

01.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 197 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Ash's bloodied reflection reaching out of the mirror to choke him, in the cabin.

Ash's bloodied reflection reaching out of the mirror to choke him, in the cabin.

Ash looking off camera intensely, in the cabin, blood running down his face.

Ash looking off camera intensely, in the cabin, blood running down his face.

Deadite Ash grinning, in the cabin, deer head behind him.

Deadite Ash grinning, in the cabin, deer head behind him.

Ash looking up, frightened by Deadite Henrietta.

Ash looking up, frightened by Deadite Henrietta.

Ah! Happy 39th birthday to one of the best movies ever made: EVIL DEAD II.

13.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Best '90s Cult Horror Adventure Series Has a 100% RT-Score and It's Streaming Free, No Strings Attached A cult horror classic you can watch without spending a penny.

My show Eerie, Indiana is streaming for FREE on Tubi RIGHT NOW!

movieweb.com/eerie-indian...

13.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 619 πŸ” 177 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 35
sara @sarasoci.al
they/she

transsexual: hey i'd like to take this harmless drug that makes life worth living

america: fuck you *starts a world war*

sara @sarasoci.al they/she transsexual: hey i'd like to take this harmless drug that makes life worth living america: fuck you *starts a world war*

This is so accurate

13.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 5073 πŸ” 1032 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 10

its important that everyone knows YOU skeeted about hole and not me

13.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have been reading stories about supposed trump voters and podcasters expressing regret since before Charlottesville, stop giving them oxygen you absolutely rubes

13.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 505 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

The emerging cases of AI psychosis have shown that all it takes to drive some people completely insane is to put them in contact with a sycophantic chatbot who always agrees with them.

Now, what does that tell us about billionaire CEOs surrounded by sycophantic people who always agree with them?

13.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 3038 πŸ” 790 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 47

It is very easy to read statements like this as a joke.

This is not a joke.

We have proven with AI, completely by accident, what knowledgeable people have been saying for decades: the environment that rich people live in gives them a very specific personality disorder.

13.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 6353 πŸ” 2523 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 36

Every time a politician leads with "13 dead Americans!" I wanna get sick. How many Iranians were killed or lost homes or had to deal with devastation in just the first day of this stupid war.

Fuck you guys. Get fucked.

13.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

What is Doug Ford trying to hide?

13.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 186 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 12
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Ontario to introduce bill exempting Premier, cabinet from FOI requests Government’s proposed changes follow its loss of court battle over call logs for Ford’s personal cellphone

I am begging my fellow Canadians to take a break for a second from obsessing about American corruption to focus on our home grown versions.

Ford is a corrupt crony goon who has done countless shady backroom deals. He wants to remove one of our most powerful tools to hold him accountable. Fuck that!

13.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 1019 πŸ” 571 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 45

he has the juice!

13.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My teacher friend informed me that one of his students came up with insults for people who use A.I. and the best one by a mile was β€œbotlicker.”

12.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

i cant really explain why but i do believe the Leprechaun series and Teen Witch exist in the same universe

13.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the stink of gender resentment coming off Silicon Valley has been obvious for a while. these men hate women because they hate being told no.

12.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 5576 πŸ” 1725 πŸ’¬ 130 πŸ“Œ 30

Do you know how many women I know in their fifties, sixties, seventies, and even eighties who still talk obsessively about dieting and their weight? who have never really allowed themselves to experience joy or pleasure? don't do it to yourselves! just don't!

12.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 239 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

you can stop thinking about diets, you can stop caring what people think about your body, you can build relationships with people who love and respect you instead of people who at best tolerate your body's existence

12.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

did you know that you as a fat woman are allowed to enjoy sex and being in love without daydreaming about waiting for all of these things to happen to an imaginary future thin version of yourself?

12.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 849 πŸ” 172 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 9
Oliveira

Oliveira

I’m in the PATH at Indigo Spirit RIGHT NOW (12pm-2pm Thursday March 12th) - COME SAY HI!

12.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the mysterious bite marks on the Ever Given are not the issue here

12.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll have you know all my WIPs are highly donksequential and donknified, of donkmentous import

But one is a pulp adventure serial starring a playtpus and the other is a cyberpunk sitcom

10.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh SURE. first blame wife for mysterious bite marks, now podcasting is wife fault too. what next, blame wife for oil prices?

12.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
nigel farage tweet:

The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes.
This is the definition of woke.

nigel farage tweet: The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of β€œwoke”

12.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 8852 πŸ” 1559 πŸ’¬ 422 πŸ“Œ 318
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Nice argument.

Too bad I’ve already portrayed you as a shyshark curling up in a ball in terror

12.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pennywise's shitty brother:

12.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0