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I am pure cringe.
I see economic migrant @isabeloakeshott.bsky.social is lonely and craving a bit of sausage in Dubai, Richard Tice must not be delivering the goods since he had his new pissbag installed? Might drop her my number, I know a butcher in Fife blah blah blah.
This heat does nothing for my massive sweaty fivehead.
You just don't call anymore like you used to?
Your occasional reminder, that I am generally unqualified to discuss any of the topics that I have such ridiculous opinions on.
You do know, I don't actually believe any of this codswallop, right? It's all about the ££££££££££££.
Happy two thousand and twenty fivehead!
I'm more of a fivehead, than a figurehead.
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Large Brexit hole opens up in South Wales, residents are told to avoid the area. Curious, that this only seems to happened with vaccinated roads, isn't it?
A screenshot of a tweet from James Melville, which questions why you never hear whistling when walking down the street anymore.
Peter Jay on stage holding a microphone and smiling.
Who remembers whistling?
Morning! Brew's up!
I've applied for a role in GREASEY the musical.
🎵"I've got bills, they're multiplying!".🎵
I helped shake the jar and now the engagements on X are drying up.
What should I do next? Answers on a postcard.
Anyone got any spare change? My X engagements aren't what they used to be.
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I was here first.
JFK Jr to the rescue!
Can you spare any pocket chance please mister?
He won't have the same username when he does ;)
THIS is what happens when we don't cherish farmers!
I dumped you first babes ❤️
How dare you all leave me on X?! Don't you know that I have bills to pay?
Or Tim Tams
Elon Musk almost has fewer friends than I do. Almost.
I don't half talk some absolute shite about farmers lately eh?
Can I interest you in some offal from a butchers in Fife, Karen?
