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Ironic Hyundai evangelist, lover of books, laugher at life. Only way to survive. Almost certainly skeet too much. Working on that and failing simultaneously. I follow the Portland Timbers and #MLS, generally. #rctid

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WESLEY GONZALEZ - Greater Expectations (with Rose Elinor Dougall)
WESLEY GONZALEZ - Greater Expectations (with Rose Elinor Dougall) YouTube video by WesleyGonzalezVEVO

The first dream last night…too disturbing, lost in the mists.

The early morning one was cute! I was at a sparsely-attended MLS awards show that featured Richie Williams, but also not Richie Williams in a folksy Pepsi ad.

Good morning. #Musicsky

m.youtube.com/watch?v=EG_4...

12.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Michael Sembello  - Maniac (from "Flashdance") (Official Music Video)
Michael Sembello - Maniac (from "Flashdance") (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Old But Gold - Musik Nostalgie

On a lighter note, my wife asked me who sang the song β€œManiac” tonight.

I couldn’t do better than β€œMichael somebody.”

Now we all know.

Good night. #Musicsky

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KlUs...

12.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a real dumb read, of course, because it misses the point.

Being outraged that even one person died in ICE custody or on their way to it, or in the act of protesting it, is the point.

That is and isn’t a tangent in Rhodes’ essay. A really compelling read if you can get to it.

12.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quick aside: I sometimes find myself thinking people go over the top when they use phrases like β€œICE is murdering Americans in the streets.”

That’s a perverse attachment to accuracy, focusing on how much worse things could be and, of we’re being honest, how bad they could get…

12.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhat innate confidence in our own special character leads the US government to try to control a world that does not want to submit to our will and does not believe in our supremacy?”

Fascinating essay. It touches on Trump’s madness, it’s more about Rhodes’ time under Obama. It is not a defense.

12.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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An American Reckoning | Ben Rhodes Robert McNamara’s failure to reckon with the exceptionalism that led the United States into the Vietnam War contributed to fifty years of foreign policy failures. It can help us understand the crisis ...

β€œWhat led men like [McNamara] into rooms where they made decisions regarding a country they knew nothing about? How could American officials so devalue the lives of the Vietnamese relative to our own, killing more than 3 million before our chaotic exit?”
- Ben Rhodes

www.nybooks.com/articles/202...

12.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife threatens to leave me for Mark Nelsen about once a week, so there’s clearly something appealing about the man. Good call.

There was a guy I used to call β€œBoy Weatherman” because he looked like an overgrown high schooler, but I can’t dredge up his name for the life of me.

Thanks!

12.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@jfotheshow.bsky.social I can’t believe I’ve never thought to ask this:

Who are your Top 3 Local News weather personalities?

Criteria is wide open: accuracy, presence, love of science, etc.

No wrong answer, no answer required.

12.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Marveling Trump fans’ capacity to listen to a flatulent old man say the same ol’ shit for a whole goddamn decade.

Has to be a dopamine thing, right?

11.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A bad end to a season, plus a terrible start to the following one, which underlines your point. I don’t know Orlando well enough to wrap my head around all the issues, but it looks like they blew up their defense between last season and this one. Seems relevant?

11.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

With a solemn nod to the pain their fans are feeling…Orlando’s gonna be fascinating this season. #MLS

11.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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MAGA's rhetoric of western civilizational emergency is so weird. They look at ICE arresting grandmothers and they see the ancient Greeks defeating the Persians or the Franks stopping the Islamic invaders in 732.

Everyone else sees ICE arresting grandmothers.

newrepublic.com/article/2076...

11.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 1898 πŸ” 565 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 36

re featured games, real quick:

NYCFC 5-0 Orlando
The latter is playing a very young defense and that's hurting. Their back up 'keeper looked scared shitless.

Philly 0-1 San Jose
San Jose has benefited from a soft schedule. Philly should not be part of it. Credit to SJ for making good. #MLS (4/4)

11.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

re Phil, this isn't satisfying, but probably accurate:

"I don’t rate Phil as a coach...If I had to put money on it, I’m betting gets one more roll with a fresh set of dice (i.e., players); I’m thinking end of the season or close to it."

Don't think he gets anything on the roll, fwiw. #rctid (3/4)

11.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Some talking points for the Timbers game:

1) I watched Joao Ortiz and found an existential drama: "Maybe this it's a case of a lack of interest matching a lack of faith?"

2) Eh. Work in progress.

3) Aravena looked lost to me, but I'm giving him ample time to win me over. #rctid (2/4)

11.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Unmentionable Thing Vancouver Did the Portland & an MLS Week 3 Wrap Up You're not sinking, you're thriving. MENTALITY! Major League Soccer Week 3 went into the books a few days ago, fucking up a narrative or two...

Midweek Morn Ed., The Unmentionable Thing Vancouver Did the Portland & an #MLS Week 3 Wrap Up

LINK: tinyurl.com/3mrck4bb

Portland got their asses and a couple other body parts handed to them by the 'Caps Saturday. Fortunately(?), that wasn't the only ass-kicking.

Notes on it all. #rctid (1/4)

11.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The slow, sinking realization that the wallet inspector’s badge might not be real…

11.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Went with something more hopeful!

11.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For what? Or, more importantly, for whom?

I can’t name one good man or woman conducting this war and the people who support it aren’t much better.

Wrapping up, nodding off, contemplating Nyquil.

Good night. #Musicsky

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KgXC...

11.03.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!

11.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

P.S. Next week's edition will be smaller, but also earlier hopefully.

Home Improvement Phase I is complete, but Phase II is a bigger, heavier lift. #MLS #rctid

11.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The two featured games for the week included:

1) #NYCFC kicking all the shit out of #OrlandoCitySC

2) #DOOP stalling out versus #Quakes74

Only the first game felt big, but that's mostly about expectations in both directions.

More tomorrow... #MLS (4/4)

11.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"The team is going through changes, I get that, while also getting bone-tired of 'getting it.'”

Feels like Portland's rebuild has been around for a minute and players coming in and out of the roster isn't fixing it...

...this is and isn't going where you want it to. #rctid (3/4)

11.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"The β€˜Caps’ fourth goal, insofar as it mattered, left Portland looking like a team of pullers losing its fourth tug-o’-war at the company picnic. Gratuitous, for sure, but also a clear and unmistakable comment on the state of play."

Portland has work, Vancouver's work is done, etc. #rctid (2/4)

11.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Unmentionable Thing Vancouver Did the Portland & an MLS Week 3 Wrap Up You're not sinking, you're thriving. MENTALITY! Major League Soccer Week 3 went into the books a few days ago, fucking up a narrative or two...

The Unmentionable Thing Vancouver Did the Portland & an MLS Week 3 Wrap Up

LINK: tinyurl.com/3mrck4bb

(Gently?) late notes on the drubbing the Timbers got last Saturday, with talking points(!), and notes on (shit!) seven other games.

That's gonna go up and down, fwiw. #rctid (1/4)

11.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

fwiw, I’ll be a lot more freaked out if/when I see any court besides Eileen Cannon’s just waving through DOJ filings.

At this point, wisdom points to assuming that the DOJ is lying in its filings.

If the courts start ignoring that kind of thing, we’re cooked.

As such, this is encouraging!

10.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Fucking Goddamn Christ, what holy burning crotch-rot fuck is wrong with so many Democrats?

10.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in all seriousness, fuck these people to the core of the Earth. Soulless, brainless ghoul just dying to obey.

10.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Eric Clapton - Bell Bottom Blues
Eric Clapton - Bell Bottom Blues YouTube video by Cide Effex

You know that thing when you have a cold and you’re sleeping, and the gunk in your nose switches from one nostril to another as you switch from side to side?

Has anyone else named that or is it just me?

Good morning. #Musicsky

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oX2a...

10.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With that, and a Beatles song I appreciated more lately thanks to a chunky remaster (and this might be it), I bid you…

Good night. #Musicsky

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oxwA...

10.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0