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@chlotendo

31 y/o trans girly with too many tattoos studying for a degree in CyberSec https://twitch.tv/Chlotendo btw

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And I just got assigned some fun extra work on the final day of the final sprint of our project.

I need to write our final advice, I need to write testcases for every requirement (so about 50), I need to then also DO all the testcases so ya know, fun work. And I gotta check everyone else's work..

16.01.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My Luigi figurine fell down the cable hole, no Luigi that’s not spaghetti!

16.01.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing better than waking up to a message that you have to do a presentation in less than an hour..

Thank you project members for throwing that onto me at such short notice

16.01.2026 07:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dinner inspiration? You can also make yellow rice yourself with some turmeric onion powder garlic powder and a chicken stock cube

15.01.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tbh garlic powder is a good thing to have, depending. Sometimes you want a bit of that garlic twang without the fresh garlic taste. Rice is always a fantastic choice tho and making me hungry lmao

15.01.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Paprika, a bit of cayenne, salt and pepper are just staples for almost every dish tbh.

Now I want a good baked salmon

15.01.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr. President a second seasoning has hit the dinner

15.01.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is based on my very white mom finally using smoked paprika alongside salt on her β€œit has to be dry with no moisture” chicken breast

15.01.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think smoked paprika might be the biggest leap in white people cooking since the invention of salt

15.01.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Velveeta looks so cursed for some reason

14.01.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, when you’re right you’re right. Cheesy meat it is

14.01.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cheesy meat or meaty cheese, that is the question I ponder today

14.01.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.01.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 631 πŸ” 249 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 2

WAIT WHAT THE

haiiii

07.01.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We already are tho~ c:

07.01.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I did, they tasted like gummi worms without the gummi

07.01.2026 10:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s my job boss

07.01.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Showing my partner my dumbass posts on here with the same glee as a kid showing off their doodles

06.01.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See now that’s smart, I’ll feed one to my partner and get his blind reaction

06.01.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ayoooo

06.01.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NOW you tell me, gosh. How am I gonna hit my protein goals now

06.01.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone wanna hire a neurodivergent internet addict with big assets and bigger emotional instability hmu

06.01.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda false advertising that mealworms are not in fact a solid substitute for a meal, wish I’d known that earlier

06.01.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The androgynous urge to eat a mildly disturbing amount of chocolate

06.01.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You need the numpad for efficient spreadsheeting

06.01.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gosh darn left brained liberals censoring our jobs

05.01.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I swear I’m funny, I’m just getting censored by my brain being made of glue and fudge

05.01.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Being a DM for DnD just means I can force people to like my dumb jokes and puns, it’s great

03.01.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Puppy boys be like β€œI love a good scarf but remove the sc”

18.12.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Group project once again going great with someone claiming a document took them 6 hours to write and they couldn’t even bother removing the check mark icons and smiley faces that ChatGPT puts in its output

18.12.2025 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0