Lonicera (DS2 era)

anyways 🏳️‍⚧️

Aziraphale at the end of the Job minisode, the subtitles read, "I'm a fallen angel!"

Aziraphale in Heaven in season 1, episode 5. The subtitles read, "Demons can."

thinking AGAIN about how Aziraphale's "demons can" hits differently after the Job minisode

It's okay to not enjoy a genre. Most people have genres they aren't into!

But you have to jump a pretty large gulf to get from "I don't like this" to "Other people reading this are ruining literature."

Aziraphale and Crowley are nuns, and are dressed as such. They're kneeling next to each other, in between their fellow nuns, with flecks of light dancing all around them. They're supposed to be praying, but Crowley is reaching out to touch Aziraphale's clasped hands with a pinky finger, as Aziraphale has paused praying to watch and allow it. Maybe they'll run away together soon.

(a little human AU in which they meet (and fall in love) in a convent)
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands

Aziraphale and Crowley are in a scene from Howl's Moving Castle. They're in their cottage courtyard, with embers in the air around them from nearby fires, and Aziraphale is reaching out to embrace Crowley. Crowley is mostly covered in black feathers, fading into red on top of his head, with his wings out to protect Aziraphale. They're both so relieved the other is alright.

"You're alive! Oh, thank goodness!"

(a Howl's Moving Castle AU, made to be a postcard for the Wing Zine 💫)
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Aziraphale is in a seated pinup pose, with one foot tucked behind the other leg. He's wearing his Uz robes, pulled up to show off his legs and golden sandals fully. He's holding a bit of ox rib in one hand, and has the other up to his face to suck the tasty rib residue off his fingers. Absolutely delicious.

Crowley is in a seated pinup pose, with his legs crossed at the knees. He's dressed as Bildad the Shuhite, with his coat down around his shoulders, his robe pulled up past his knees, and silver bangles around his wrists and one ankle. He's winking as he holds a goblet in one hand and a plate of ox ribs in the other. He's very ready to watch an angel eat all night.

some Uz era pinups for you 💕
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands

Aziraphale and Crowley are on a late night flight. Crowley is leaning in to snuggle, as Aziraphale is covering them both up with a blanket, and nothing is going on under there at all. Gabriel and Beelzebub are sitting behind them (and Michael and Uriel are behind them), and Muriel is across the aisle, peeking at Aziraphale and Crowley over their book. (This is a sfw cover-up pic, and the original is based on a photo I occasionally see with no source, but I assume is from an old Playboy.)

a late night flight ✨
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Aziraphale and Crowley are swimming in a secluded little pond together. They're surrounded by lily pads, with willow leaves hanging above them, and a small waterfall behind them. Their clothing is discarded over a nearby branch. Aziraphale is wading across, as Crowley swims along behind him. They're both reaching out so their hands can touch, and are very much in love with each other. This is a redraw of a pic I drew back in 2020.

oh, to be loved and also in love
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands

Crowley is in the Bentley talking with Shax. There are four sunflora in the back seat. They're just as unhappy about Shax being there as Crowley is.

Crowley and Aziraphale are carrying boxes full of sunflora back to the Bentley. Crowley's box has one large sunflora, and Aziraphale's box has two smaller sunflora. They're happy to be going for a little ride.

AU where everything else is the same, but Crowley's plants are sunflora 🌻🌻🌻
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands

a reimagining of Aziraphale and Crawley's first meeting on the wall of Eden, in which Crawley is only wearing a sheer cloth, draped artfully from his nipple piercings (which is based on Chappell Roan's 2026 Grammys outfit). The scene is otherwise not particularly changed, and Aziraphale is engaging in polite conversation.

I saw Chappell Roan's 2026 Grammys look and desperately needed to draw Crowley showing up to Eden like that
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would break down, my (single mother working 2 jobs) would call asking for JUST a ride to church, they'd ignore her calls, then berate her the next week for putting hardship on them by not being there to do all the tasks she was "assigned" each week.

Absolutely vile humans with big expensive smiles.

Every week they'd take children's offering, regular offering, tithe, then would have ushers -block the doors- before the end of sermon and take "special offering" which was usually a specific number (500-2000) they wanted promised, to buy something for the pastors' families

But then when our car--

Dinosaurs. "We don't know the length of a day back then," we at least know it wasn't millions of years???

I think the BIG thing that finally decided my fate though was our (Pentecostal) church was (pretty openly) taking financial advantage of the congregation and it was gross.

different coworker informed me she tested positive for covid on Friday, but here she is in my office space with no mask cuz she "doesn't have a fever so it's fine"

I've put SO much lysol spray into the air

Origin

I work at a school! She was talking about wanting to teach her students to use chat gpt "responsibly" and "only to help" instead of her just teaching them -how to do that part of the work themselves-.

It really is! They for some reason think using it says they're "efficient" instead of the actual message they're sending is "just plain lazy"

like. That's what real human coworkers are for. That's what your own brain can do! This is a role EASILY filled by one single friend willing to help.

But you've already been convinced that being "quick" (unverified) is better than quality and earned understanding, so.

one of my new coworkers -used- to work in AI marketing and keeps proudly parroting how chat gpt is "a tool, a tutor, and teammate :)" and it's driving me up a wall

"Yerbatero - Juanes"
Text: "[...] I came to cure your heartache. I'm the one who takes the pain away. [...]"

#GoodOmens #Crowriel

Aziraphale and Crowley are hobbits. It's springtime, and their garden is blooming with pretty flowers. Aziraphale is wearing a white shirt with a blue waistcoat, and Crowley is wearing a dark gray shirt, a burgundy vest, and black trousers. Crowley is standing out in the garden of their hobbit hole, in front of their bright yellow door, as Aziraphale leans out their window to check in on him. Aziraphale is holding Crowley's face gently with one hand, and their noses are pressed together. Their day has been very nice, and they're about to smooch.

a close-up of the first pic focusing on Aziraphale and Crowley

Springtime in the Shire 🌟
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands

Aziraphale and Crowley are hobbits. It's springtime, and their garden is blooming with pretty flowers. Aziraphale is wearing a white shirt with a blue waistcoat, and Crowley is wearing a dark gray shirt, a burgundy vest, and black trousers. Crowley is standing out in the garden of their hobbit hole, in front of their bright yellow door, as Aziraphale leans out their window to check in on him. Aziraphale is holding Crowley's face gently with one hand, and their noses are pressed together. Their day has been very nice, and they're about to smooch.

a close-up of the first pic focusing on Aziraphale and Crowley

Springtime in the Shire 🌟
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands

A bit late, but here's my other contribution to @ineffablefamfeb.bsky.social 2026! Did you know the Flood wasn't just 40 days/nights of rain? The Ark's journey was over a year long! Plenty of time for an accidental baby!

of the birds after their kind | E | 12.1k
archiveofourown.org/works/80795516

✨ Absolute marketing ✨

btw about that pixar thing, the reason why these people think having a conversation about gay people with kids is difficult is because they don't know a way to say to their kid "gay people are normal but you are not allowed to be one" without sounding like a bigot (there is a reason for that)

Imagine being an artist and talking badly about another art form 💀

A photo from Dragon Age Veilguard. Emmrich Volkarin stands inside a rocky dimly lit cave, serving cunt. He is dressed in mage's robes with intricate golden detailing and leather straps, and is holding a staff.

I'm sorry sir. I was not familiar with your game 😳

#datv #emmrich #veilguard

Aziraphale and Crowley are sitting on the Wall in Eden. Aziraphale has his pretty pink wings out, and is wearing voluminous white robes, pulled down to expose his shoulders and chest, and also up, to show his legs. Crowley is half-transformed, with a long snake tail and his robes shrugged down around his waist. Crowley is holding an apple tree branch with his tail, and is offering Aziraphale the apple in his hand. They're looking at each other flirtily, each making a thoughtful gesture. The small text at the top reads "LA VIE PARISIENNE" and "LE FRUIT DÉPENDU". This is based directly on an early 1900's illustration of the same name from La Vie Parisienne.

a close-up of the first pic focusing on Aziraphale and Crowley

Le Fruit.... 🍎
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Aziraphale and Crowley are lying down together in a rowboat. They've removed their shoes and jackets, and Crowley is wearing Aziraphale's cardigan. They're having a quiet moment, and just enjoying each other's company. We're looking down on them from above, as their boat is floating among lily pads. It's nighttime, and the milky way is reflecting clear and bright in the water around them.

a close-up of the first pic focusing on Aziraphale and Crowley

floating amongst the stars ✨️✨️✨️💫
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Buzzfeed was trying to force Kyra and her team to use AI for a Chikn Nuggit project. She left in protest because she's an actual hero. The fallout for Buzzfeed has been...real bad, so naturally, they're suddenly open to discussion. Keep being loud about how Ai is NOT acceptable.