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Murphy πŸ’ΌπŸ©΅

@badluckmurphy

Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law | 24 | NO MINORS | Writer | Mexican πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ asexual | I'm too deep in the lawyer gimmick to change it now but I do find suits hot so it works out I'm a CHIMERA not a lion πŸ™„ that's just ΒΌ of me

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Feliz cumpleaΓ±os @anonfilesartist.bsky.social pΓ‘sala increΓ­ble a seguΓ­r creciendo pΓ‘sala increΓ­ble en tu dΓ­a especial y jeje que recibas muchos wedgie y ropa interior

12.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestlyyyy? The three drummers I know FEEL like a different category of straight dude, happier perhaps

11.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna burn down the hard day factory for hurting my friend!!

10.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A shiba called Yukio
commission!

09.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 975 πŸ” 217 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow I want us to teach each other life lessons in a very kinky way...

09.03.2026 08:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen I know you fuck with bugs but all I'm saying is finding out they are at the root of any evil is never a surprise to me

09.03.2026 07:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fuck the rabbit has fishbone undies and the cat has carrot undies my fucking heaaaaaaaartttt it's too cute 😫😫😫

09.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Popped off, buddy

08.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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HAPPY BIRFDAY @stellatoasty.bsky.social!!!
YOU'RE A GOOBER AND A NERD AND WE LOVE YOU!!!

08.03.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Aw too bad

07.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I said picket instead of pocket, I lose

07.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*sneakly pulls a color wheel out of my picket and compares the shade on your face*

07.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah your face usually gets way redder than that

07.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The flipflops really add to that one, sheesh

07.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

While that IS badass, it's about the attitude

06.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Get this little man some BRASS knuckles

06.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Making you write "comrade" on your waistband

06.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" is anti-worker rhetoric
Pull yourself up by your ✨UNDERWEAR✨
Right now!
For your comrades' amusement!
Matter of fact? 😠 You'll probably do it wrong! Here!

06.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna start saying "here comes the airplane" when I wedgie you now πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 10:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ziggy, you know did a great job on this,right? πŸ₯°πŸ©΅

06.03.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh! LOVE!!!

04.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I no longer know when christmas is :'(
Awesome work tho

04.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd call in relentlessly just to get you to wedgie yourself. "Ugh... Again? Fine! But you can't call anymore today!" and five minutes later guess where your underwear's going

04.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Werbtime!
"You stupid bitch!!"
"Thats me :3"

Drawing based on rawtime, an old call in music show
#werb #furry #furryart

04.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

"You got underwear on?"

04.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know what they say; time slows to a halt when you're having a good time

04.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No te lo recomiendo. Implica tenerme muy cerca y sΓ© que tipo de calzones usas

03.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@stellatoasty.bsky.social drew me like a god damn disney character. Guess he hoped making me look cute would save his ass. Learned his lesson by minute three of being my yo-yo 🩡🩡✨

03.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Real shit the way I would pull on those until you whimpered and bit your lip...

03.03.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0