Feliz cumpleaΓ±os @anonfilesartist.bsky.social pΓ‘sala increΓble a seguΓr creciendo pΓ‘sala increΓble en tu dΓa especial y jeje que recibas muchos wedgie y ropa interior
@badluckmurphy
Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law | 24 | NO MINORS | Writer | Mexican π²π½ asexual | I'm too deep in the lawyer gimmick to change it now but I do find suits hot so it works out I'm a CHIMERA not a lion π that's just ΒΌ of me
Feliz cumpleaΓ±os @anonfilesartist.bsky.social pΓ‘sala increΓble a seguΓr creciendo pΓ‘sala increΓble en tu dΓa especial y jeje que recibas muchos wedgie y ropa interior
Honestlyyyy? The three drummers I know FEEL like a different category of straight dude, happier perhaps
I'm gonna burn down the hard day factory for hurting my friend!!
A shiba called Yukio
commission!
Oh wow I want us to teach each other life lessons in a very kinky way...
Listen I know you fuck with bugs but all I'm saying is finding out they are at the root of any evil is never a surprise to me
Oh fuck the rabbit has fishbone undies and the cat has carrot undies my fucking heaaaaaaaartttt it's too cute π«π«π«
Popped off, buddy
HAPPY BIRFDAY @stellatoasty.bsky.social!!!
YOU'RE A GOOBER AND A NERD AND WE LOVE YOU!!!
I said picket instead of pocket, I lose
*sneakly pulls a color wheel out of my picket and compares the shade on your face*
Yeah your face usually gets way redder than that
The flipflops really add to that one, sheesh
While that IS badass, it's about the attitude
Get this little man some BRASS knuckles
Making you write "comrade" on your waistband
"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" is anti-worker rhetoric
Pull yourself up by your β¨UNDERWEARβ¨
Right now!
For your comrades' amusement!
Matter of fact? π You'll probably do it wrong! Here!
I'm gonna start saying "here comes the airplane" when I wedgie you now π
Ziggy, you know did a great job on this,right? π₯°π©΅
Ugh! LOVE!!!
I no longer know when christmas is :'(
Awesome work tho
I'd call in relentlessly just to get you to wedgie yourself. "Ugh... Again? Fine! But you can't call anymore today!" and five minutes later guess where your underwear's going
Werbtime!
"You stupid bitch!!"
"Thats me :3"
Drawing based on rawtime, an old call in music show
#werb #furry #furryart
"You got underwear on?"
You know what they say; time slows to a halt when you're having a good time
No te lo recomiendo. Implica tenerme muy cerca y sΓ© que tipo de calzones usas
@stellatoasty.bsky.social drew me like a god damn disney character. Guess he hoped making me look cute would save his ass. Learned his lesson by minute three of being my yo-yo π©΅π©΅β¨
Real shit the way I would pull on those until you whimpered and bit your lip...