Nolan

Staaahhhhp that 😂

I haven’t. Can you help me with that?

Y’all, I’ve been focusing on me for the past three months and I’m *still* a mess. What am I doing wrong?

Really gotta stop buying tickets to things and then deciding I don’t want to go 🙃

💯

Also, hot take: it’s 2026 and if you still need to be trained on how not to sexually harass people, maybe you deserve to FAFO

Mandatory trainings that force you to sit through an AI voiceover reading off phone numbers and addresses before you can advance the slide is a hate crime

I’m a grumpy boy this morning! 😤

Yes you are 😯

a very misty view of the chicago river in downtown

unironically one of my favorite kinds of chicago weather

Sir 😯😮‍💨

Love traveling but also love going home. Can’t wait to just be quiet in my own space and sleep in my own bed tonight 🙂‍↕️

Yeah, fuck that guy then!

We do a piss-poor job of educating folks and also make streets as uncomfy as possible. I don’t blame people for not wanting to bike/scooter on the street, but that doesn’t mean they have the right of way on the sidewalk

💯

A selfie outside an airport in the south looking slightly annoyed because it’s cold and rainy here. I’m wearing a blue hoodie, a backpack, a brown baseball cap and black glasses

Help! I flew 800 miles south and it’s even colder down here 😭

Ok king

I aspire to be this kind of boss

Also I fully acknowledge posting this is just screaming into the void

God, I hate our constant surveillance state. Been looking at (1) backpacks and (2) glass containers in incognito mode with a VPN on my laptop. Now getting ads for both on Instagram 🫠

A picture of a small phalaenopsis orchid in bloom, with three vibrant pink and yellow flowers, and two buds

Well, well… look who’s living her best life right now! 😍

Yes!! I need to plan like an entire day soon to repot / prune / pamper my babies 🙂‍↕️

We love a plant daddy 💚🌿

I love lent because I love giving up

A cup of ube and taro ice cream with tropical plants in the background from Sage Creamery in Oahu

I guess I’m just eating my way across the island 😋

A person sits on a beach holding up a slice of chocolate and haupia cream pie in a plastic container. In the distance you can see tropical blue-green water and waves

Oh hey, just minding my own business eating a slice of chocolate haupia pie on a beach in Hawaii

Y’all I’m tired 😴

But like, are they wrong tho?

I’m so bad on long flights. Talked to the lady next to me about the pretzels for a bit, but there’s only so much you can say about snacks. Bored now.

becoming important at work was a mistake, but it dwarfs in comparison to the ongoing mistake of also being reliable and competent