Captain Kyle Dasan - 8647

Bats are basically flying puppies...

🎶And If we talk about it
Well I'm gonna stress about it
And the thing about stress
Is I can't do shit about it

And If I think about it
Well I'm gonna stress about it
And the thing about stress
Is I can't do shit without it...🎶

🎶I'm an object in motion, I've lost all emotion.
My two legs are broken, but look at me dance.
An object in motion, don't ask where I'm going.
'Cause where I am goin' is right where I am.🎶

<Slaps buzzer>
What is the Nuremberg Defense?

Nothing like your main switch locking up, having to reboot it, bringing down YOUR ENTIRE NETWORK...fifteen minutes before air to get your heart racing.

I need a drink!

I just replaced a Broadcast PC with one I rebuilt from scratch, and set it up for on air graphics, removing the one that was infected with a virus...in record time.

And it was available for the noon news.

I deserve this Taco Bell!

Ya know, Trump's rhetoric about acquiring Greenland sounds awfully familiar...

"I don't want war. All I want is peace. Peace. Peace!
A little piece of Poland. A little piece of France. A little piece of Portugal and Austria perchance...."

The Republican Health Care Plan = "Have you tried just dying?"

I just found out that there are people in my place of Employment who think "The Princess Bride" is a BAD movie.

We truly are living in the dark times if such opinions exist.

If I ever won the lottery, I would do all the expected stuff.

But the first thing I'd do...would be to pay for all the premium subscription services for a year, so I wouldn't have to watch any more damn commercials.

A tale of two "Presidents".
I use quotes here, because one absolutely deserves the title, was well spoken, intelligent, well respected and elevated the Presidency to the ideal goals of what the title means.
...the other is the 🍊💩🤡.
Go ahead MAGA...Defend his statement.

Getting food and driving through Campustown fills me with Homicidal Rage...

I really think Theads and BlueSky should add the Location indicator like the Social Media Site formerly known as Twitter did...and LEAVE IT ON!

Bots would be so much easier to spot.

Nothing tests your patience more than being a passenger in a car when your kid is driving in crappy, snowy weather...

"I see you are eating Pumpkin Pie. I too, like eating Pumpkin Pie..."

Happy Day After Thanksgiving y'all.

Don't mind him. He's just chillin this Thanksgiving Eve...watching Two Towers with Dad...

Ain't no big thing...

Pumpkin pies are in the oven, as well as a cake.

Lord of the Rings is on the TV.

It's a Thanksgiving tradition.

Time to break out Grandma's Recipe...

Watching cooking videos on YouTube, making me hungry, but can't get up to make something.

Scout here has a snoot...that is required by law...to boop.

There. I got the obligatory picture. I couldn't really see it with the naked eye.

Can I go back to bed now? It's cold, and I was comfy.

"I see you are eating Smothered Pork Chops and Noodles. I too like eating Smothered Pork Chops and Noodles."

Okay, so Mother Nature is PMSing this week of November...

Wait...is his license plate blacked out or removed?

He was in a real pickle there for a while, but the prosecutions case couldn't cut the mustard.
He's a real roll-model.

Regarding the elections yesterday.
Providing we actually have free and fair elections next year.

Will we flip the House - More than Likely
Will we flip the Senate - That's a tougher call. We could, but it'd be a narrow margin
Will we have enough votes to actually impeach the 🍊💩🤡 - Probably not.

My opinion is worth 50¢...
...not 2¢.

That's just how it is...

"I see you are eating pancakes. I too, like eating pancakes."

I agree with pushing to make Democratic candidates better in the Primaries, but in General Elections, it's "Vote Blue no mater who". Full stop.

My brain is not braining today...