Ah yes, January 6th, the day we celebrate no consequences for our actions
06.01.2026 18:21
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Ah yes, January 6th, the day we celebrate no consequences for our actions
Boss: that's the third time you've been late this week. What do you think we should do about this?
Me: stop counting
Sometimes I think my optimism is a curse, but then I remember that, “I am an optimist!” and that means it’s obviously a blessing.
I'll never be your beast of bourbon
Waiter: What dressing would you like on your salad?
Me: Ice cream
No, YOU struggle with anxiety!
I just let it win.
Holiday break is around the corner and I will be sending my high school students home with supplies, snacks, and gift cards to places they can walk to. Link is for my classroom wishlist or if you dislike Amazon, feel free to use my Venmo @LDteach or Cashapp $LDteach
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Edgar Allan Poe didnt get hungry, he got ravenous.
At this point, I feel like I’m at least half shortbread cookie…but I’m no quitter.
A photo of a bodega grey black cat Its face uplifted with eyes closed
Me listening to Madama Butterfly while waiting in line to pay for my ice breakers
Never even once seen myself in the Popular with friends feed and honestly wtf guys
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imitation crab is the sincerest form of flattery crab
Don’t forget all men named Michael are half off tomorrow.
My heart is breaking for my students
They already have to battle
housing insecurity,
food insecurity,
mental & physical health insecurity,
and now one of the only things they can count on,
SNAP Benefits,
won’t be accessible to them.
Kids shouldn’t go to bed hungry
This country is a disgrace
we need some new 90’s music
You have to work it to make them grow*
*Bluesky follows
There are people who will light a candle when you’re stuck in the dark and there are others who will cover the windows to block out even the light of the moon.
Think I’ll go put on a cool hat and drink some red wine with ice cubes…RIP Diane Keaton
John Cena serenading me between setups while shooting the extra-long #Peacemaker Finale, which airs tomorrow night on HBO Max.
We can’t lose Dolly!
Someone get an ouija board & ask Betty White to do something from the other side.
Find your old troll dolls and rub their heads.
Search for four-leaf clovers and make a wish.
This woman deserves more than prayers!
I’ve had one of those days that make you second guess all the choices that have brought you to second guess all your choices.
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Oh, I love mall music!
When your friends are planning a spa day, but you’re a teacher in the US, so you say, “Have a great time and send pics!” Instead of saying, “Count me in!”
If 5/4 is Star Wars day can 9/25 be Dolly Parton day? *reposted with alt text
I vote yes!
Large yellow clay bowl filled with chicken, matzoh ball soup.
Shana Tova to all who celebrate.