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Introducing “From The Booth”, with a free story: The Rain Game The first in my new Weekly Story Subscription Service (!!)

I’m doing a new weekly story subscription service ! And here is one for free so you can see if it’s up your street!

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he didn't really

Joz Norris & Johnny White Really Really: Masterworks-in-Progress Two darlings of the alternative comedy scene present brand new work-in-progress shows. Expect big lols, honks and musings.

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This shall be on monday evening—the nation’s favourite evening . get yourselves down one and all, and all for one

Johnny White Really-Really : am/pm (wip) Refreshed from some seasons in the abyss, JWRR is back to try out a brand new show on an undeserving and innocent public ;( ! xx

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Hello there, out there. Please wouldst you come to this gig on sunday? if you would like to of course! And of course you would!

I wasn’t before but i actually am now. I can’t keep up with my antics!

Anyone having a drink. I’m not personally

If I don’t mind myself saying so hello

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yes a soup would do it!

Maybe make it into a rudimentary paste and spread it atop the end slices from a loaf of that hovis “best of both“ bread

Immolated vegetables

Second drop for curry I can’t help but notice! I thought you’d written “willing vegetables” at first

My parents were called Grendon Come and Floradine Lately

sounds like a dream delight if i don’t mind myself saying so! Will any peas be making an appearance

What’s everyone having for tea if you’ve thought that far ahead

I’ve heard this is the place

Is anyone here

How are those room temperature superconductors coming along

How's it going

How are we all

seasons greetings