Bob

Different pizza formats for different occasions. I couldn’t scarf a whole Detroit style… bar style? Yes.

Banger of a deal at Costco as well!

Goddamn right

Me too. Logging off to sauna before I come back… (Lonnnnnng inhale. Longer exhale.)

(Me, nodding while chewing on a donut in the dark, lit only by my phone:

“Becawse awval the monopolies…)

Bob, I.e. me, laying on the Capitol steps à la “SchoolHouse Rock”

An inflatable cow riding Bob (I.e. me) on the US Capitol steps.

1/6 wouldn’t have gone down like it did if the inflatable cows were there. (Inflatable cow costume wearer simply Being told he can’t stand on the steps in costume)

The Brewers Association Hill Climb official photo

Yesterday was a long, strange trip indeed. But always grateful to the Brewers Association for helping the craft brewers of America voice their concerns in DC.

Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as “pulled a Target.”

They pulled a Target.

I couldn’t make ye olde Stump Party, but I was on my way out and said out loud “I think that was Daniel! He… he posted that hat!” to which my wife asked “Who?” (She’s not online, so I just said “Don’t worry about it.”) But I’ll let Congress know to consider you when I fly out there Tuesday! 🫡

lol. I KNEW that was you with the hot dog and DAD hat. You didn’t look overly hungover!

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Ahhhhh! Yes. Yes indeed. Overtime win for the… win!

I have no idea what this is in regards to… but also, When have NOT been lately?

A zoomed in picture of the originally posted car. The owner put a “Little Tikes” label on it.

Yall… that’s literally the point the owner is trying to make. Cmon now.

I agree with a lot of others. I always recommend Dingle but honestly the whole Wild Atlantic Way is gorgeous and my favorite part of Ireland. Kilkenny is underrated, IMO. My ancestors come from Cavan… you (and listen to me here), you do not need to see Cavan.

Thank you.

Nothing I’ve seen has confirmed this… so…

Today we start the 2026 Minnesota Legislative Session.

Should be an easy and straightforward couple of months…

NOT!

Growing up, before family road trips, my parents let us pick out a book for the trip. For about 3 years straight, I would pick up the newest “Foxtrot” anthology. My folx claimed I couldn’t read comics the whole trip. I told them to “watch me.” Glad Bill turned out to be a real one.

Oh No! 😎

Yep! And the opening track title being “Make America Fuk Again” tells me it’ll be a banger!

While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO SEAHAWKS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"

Chris Collinsworth:
Now here’s a guy… here’s a guy who’s an all timer. Look at the stats! Convicted by a jury of 34 felony counts! Credible testimony of abusing children before his first term. And now these new numbers are unprecedented! Ya GOTTA wonder just how much longer he can keep doing it!

You Cross Country ski? Had no idea. Been meaning to attempt…

“military-grade intelligence tactics”

“Pattern-of-life” intelligence

Bro, you are eating microwaveable Campbell’s Soup for every meal and crashing out in front of the Home2Suites while you’re geared up like you’re in Fallujah

Oh GOD yes. Amazing film all around. But yeah, Billy F is ultimate Rocking Dude in this.

FAFO 🤷‍♂️

Word salad. And no, doesn’t seem like any change. In fact, are our local enforcement now going to be working alongside ICE? Seems worse somehow? But it’s so all over the place, who knows 🤷‍♂️

A fun game we play in MN:
“What I’ll say When I’m Disappeared by my Government”

-Classic Aussie: “Aurrr Naurrrr!”
-Hit ‘em with the TJ Detweiler: “This WHOMPS!”
-The ol’ “David Byrne in a Bush”: “Uh oh.”
-Trick ‘em into thinking I’m one of ‘em with “TELL MY EX-WIFE TO REMEMBER TO TiVO BLUE BLOODS!”

Don’t even TALK to me until I’ve had my ICE Bones™️