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Loki's companion. Former Musk admirer, Current Musk despiser. Occasionally witty. Canadian made from Dutch ingredients.

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How’s his hearing?

14.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New TesCom is about $TSLA, not about πŸ”‹πŸš—, and to realize their fever dreams it’s a zero-sum game against EVERYBODY else.

14.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And they didn’t even stop.

#ForShame

14.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wards from Hell I guess keeps the angels out?

14.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Quebecers:

14.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

America’s health is overseen by TEMU John John.

14.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/dutc...

13.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure the US Navy’s 80 years of strategic planning regarding this precise situation was found to contain β€œtoo much DEI”

13.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure the US Navy’s 80 years of strategic planning regarding this precise situation was found to contain β€œtoo much DEI”

13.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Frank Herbert, Dune: β€œThe people who can destroy a thing, they control it.”

#Iranian War Planners, looking at the #StraitOfHormuz:

13.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Case in point: Cola Wars are still raging in their 4th decade.

13.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.03.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I miss when the correct spelling of Potato was a question of national importance

12.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s your record on keeping pit stains under control?

12.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m certain he has said the words β€œI pooped on the floor, why isn’t the maid here now to clean it up?” at 3:00 in the morning.

12.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Frankly, any Roman Emperor that didn’t leave town for the entirety of March was just not being prudent.

12.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You got poked by the D.

12.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I miss when the correct spelling of Potato was a question of national importance

12.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Apprentice or journeyman maybe, but a master?

12.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#Rickflirting

12.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#Trump Admin saw this and think it's a bucket-list dare

12.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Then I am stumped.

11.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

During lockdown you weren’t wearing a mask?

11.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Logic doesn’t play into it. Just feelings and a sense of persecution.
Which is why the notion can’t be argued out of them.

11.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Little mind
Little soul
Little feet

11.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 25498 πŸ” 6928 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 429

What’s the opposite of Cankles?

11.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s cute that they imply there’s any planning being done.

It’ll all just be pure reaction.

11.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump isn’t qualified to stop even the Cola Wars.

11.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0