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the they/them astrology nerd the memes warned you about. budding cinephile. lover of anime, reality tv, and a quality sitcom.

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If you see this, share your Smash Bros main

12.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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clock it!

10.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4
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Every time!

09.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay I’m gonna stop posting about this episode…for now.

09.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Keep injecting this queer joy into my veins! #dragrace

09.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

This episode was a WHOLE mood and I loved it!

09.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 407 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
Darlene and Nini bent over laughing

Darlene and Nini bent over laughing

Just Crystal’s face card placard

Just Crystal’s face card placard

Darlene Mitchell and her mullet, both of which I’d protect with my life

Darlene Mitchell and her mullet, both of which I’d protect with my life

RuPaul giving the thumbs up

RuPaul giving the thumbs up

Sorry still obsessed with this episode #dragrace

09.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rewatched the Mambo No. 5 lip sync in honor of Crystal this evening #dragrace

09.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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A β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… review of Hoppers (2026) The more I gnaw on it, the more I think Hoppers might be my favorite Pixar movie of the 2020s. It’s weird, genuinely funny, and zigs at times when you expect it to zag. There are random little horror ...

I really look forward to watching these furballs again! boxd.it/drKqLL

08.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Baby, this is the episode that needs to be the Emmy submission! This is the #dragrace we love: campy, fabulous, shady, and refreshing!

08.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The producer explaining to Juicy the origin of β€œthe juice is loose” executed so well πŸ˜† #dragrace

08.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Before you criticise Pixar for this, I think you should be aware of how much the aliens were fucking and sucking in the original cut

08.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 1285 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 3

He does have that rock snake Pokemon in his pocket after all πŸ‘€

07.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It is honestly homophobic of the organizers that Nini Coco will be performing in my town while I am on a plane

07.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh love hearing thissssss

07.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Woohoo! πŸŽ‰ glad when good work gets recognized!

06.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#LastFourWatched

06.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Hoppers | Teaser Trailer | In theaters March 6
Hoppers | Teaser Trailer | In theaters March 6 YouTube video by Pixar

It’s called Hoppers! You might’ve seen the lizard who keeps pressing a button that says lizard 🀣

Hope the parties (birthday and Pokemon roster) treat you well this weekend!

youtu.be/hJnAHzo4-KI?...

06.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna see the next Pixar film, do my monthly clean-out-and-reorganize one part of the apartment, and get cozy with the couch!

06.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Guy yeeting on her job!!!!! Get FUCKTTTT

Guy yeeting on her job!!!!! Get FUCKTTTT

kristi noem fired. i’m so horny right now

05.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 323 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

*submits…application* πŸ‘…

05.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

XXL is 36-38" waist. At some point you gotta just say, gay brands don't want to see fat people in their clothes.

02.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They say "Aunt Gladys, you know you win too hard!" But I tell them, not nearly hard enough... 🎢

youtu.be/wVZEibXOtko

02.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Michael B. Jordan wins Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role for Sinners at the Actor Awards

#ActorAwards

02.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 1308 πŸ” 243 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 105

Finally watched the ANTM doc and wow Tyra really believes that stuff she said huh

28.02.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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when he cancels after it’s running clear.

27.02.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

WAIT! The cuteness 😍

28.02.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Darlene as lowest body count?! Oh, I see it as my personal mission to fix that #dragrace

28.02.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bryce and Javin helllllllo #dragrace

28.02.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0