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shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband, renowned lawyer with a focus on witch law inventor of onion air

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click the link below to get a 3 month free trial for kissing my balls

14.03.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just replaced all my electrolytes with spiders. i feel great

14.03.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if i was atlas instead of shrug i would hug

14.03.2026 06:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

that's right

14.03.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they hate correct takes

13.03.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿซ˜๐Ÿšจ

13.03.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they could have been a little more generous with the sauce, but it was still very good

13.03.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

brb building a gundam made of denim

13.03.2026 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation

13.03.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ah, pretty close. it's actually gonna be called hellrainibal

13.03.2026 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't wanna over do it

13.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Reuben burger with fries

Reuben burger with fries

i'm gonna eat this reuben burger

13.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

makes me wonder how i get so lucky sometimes

13.03.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
screenshot of what looks to be a porn bot account reposting my skeet that says "i'm dr crud now"

screenshot of what looks to be a porn bot account reposting my skeet that says "i'm dr crud now"

thank you caroline

13.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm dr crud now

13.03.2026 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if chali 2na can do it, so can bucks bunney

13.03.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Darth Vader slices Obi-Murray in their lightsaber duel and Obi-Murray falls into him and whispers โ€œNo one will believe youโ€ before disappearing into The Force.

13.03.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
poorly photoshopped bill murrays face on obi wan's head

poorly photoshopped bill murrays face on obi wan's head

this is what star wars should have been

13.03.2026 13:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

legal ice cream

13.03.2026 04:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
13.03.2026 03:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 212 ๐Ÿ” 32 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

holy mise en place

12.03.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
photo of some species of moss and some other plants with frozen dew on them in the morning light

photo of some species of moss and some other plants with frozen dew on them in the morning light

sharing some frosty moss i saw this morning

12.03.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i want to make them as well, but the website and ads are an abomination

12.03.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why is it whispering did somebody shush it?

11.03.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bunks bunney

11.03.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is that enough to get thru the rest of the week?

11.03.2026 20:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the "skip lunch so you can leave early" to working overtime with no breaks pipeline

11.03.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is it ok if i call you a hollywood pretty boy

11.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i also don't have a medium acct. luckily only reading the title is good enough.
to have it on cereal i'd have to increase my production. know of any good zinc supplements?

11.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Uh Oh, Scientists Have Discovered That Milk Is Cum The confusion of the news stopped people in their tracks at first, but we didnโ€™t question it. Milk was cum now, and we acted accordingly.

totally vindicated
medium.com/slackjaw/uh-...

11.03.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0