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@godofhammers

Prescriptivist on the streets, descriptivist in the sheets. En-fucking-thusiast of tmesis. Petrichor fan. Skeleton-to-be. Kinsey 4.

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ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it

11.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 4436 πŸ” 678 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 99

They should put a monkey on the Β£50 note and a pony on the Β£10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

11.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 1448 πŸ” 290 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 8
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 24095 πŸ” 6487 πŸ’¬ 209 πŸ“Œ 401
Screenshot from Star Trek: The Next Generation, from the episode "The Game", showing a first-person view of a terminally addictive video game that has infected and crippled nearly everybody aboard the Enterprise.

Screenshot from Star Trek: The Next Generation, from the episode "The Game", showing a first-person view of a terminally addictive video game that has infected and crippled nearly everybody aboard the Enterprise.

Just give Gemini a try, Wesley. You'll love it.

11.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Bonesaw is ready #comics #spiderman #marvel

06.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 3808 πŸ” 923 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 8

instead of "better or worse" you get asked how many lights there are

10.03.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 246 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

"Roger Moore has five minutes to film something, let's write a scene where he's an evil spy"

09.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Better than that... in the specific context of this novel, Bond goes to Disneyland because an assassin is planning to take out Princess Diana, who has brought William and Harry there for a day out

09.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine Blofeld flooding the park with goons so he has to queue for four hours

09.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sex World β€’ Journal β€’ A Letterboxd Magazine A curated selection of adult films comes to Letterboxd, along with a new opt-in feature to see associated diary entries and reviews.

Letterboxd itself has been more welcoming of adult content since a policy change a few years ago that one must opt into. I think the themes and nanogenres are provided by a third party service, so they're not directly responsible in this case, but it's a good point

letterboxd.com/journal/sex-...

09.03.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHIELANMAN'S UMBRELLA” should be a new law of journalism, which states that if AI generated photos are used in a news article, all reporting from that publication should be instantly distrusted.

09.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5
James Bond: "I thought the whole thing would be tasteless, tawdry and a bit phony. In the end we stayed for a week. The great thing about Disneyland is that it works. The moment they walk through those gates and find themselves in the Town Square and Main Street, the visitors know that they're going to have one hell of a good time. The rides are a knockout, and it does become wonderful."

James Bond: "I thought the whole thing would be tasteless, tawdry and a bit phony. In the end we stayed for a week. The great thing about Disneyland is that it works. The moment they walk through those gates and find themselves in the Town Square and Main Street, the visitors know that they're going to have one hell of a good time. The rides are a knockout, and it does become wonderful."

Nothing special but occasionally you get a gonzo moment like Bond really loving Disneyland

(Never Send Flowers, 1993)

09.03.2026 07:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from the Letterboxd app showing three lists of films that use London Calling to indicate a scene in London, including Get Him To The Greek, The Conjuring 2, Die Another Day and more

Screenshot from the Letterboxd app showing three lists of films that use London Calling to indicate a scene in London, including Get Him To The Greek, The Conjuring 2, Die Another Day and more

There's at least three Letterboxd lists for this and I'd forgotten that even *Bond* did it. Horrifying.

08.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

07.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 4029 πŸ” 768 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 42

Similarly, I think the mooted (abandoned?) Fawlty Towers revival couldΚΌve had a chance if Basil was used as the new Manuel, a clueless foreigner tricked into servitude by investing in the operation of a boutique hotel in the Caribbean

(would require Cleese to play not the smartest guy in the room)

05.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A blue-screen error message of the Windows 10 style. It is headed "Automatic Repair" and says this function "couldn't repair your PC"

A blue-screen error message of the Windows 10 style. It is headed "Automatic Repair" and says this function "couldn't repair your PC"

Well itΚΌs a good job the Linux partition works well enough, because the Windows side is (as a consequence of the installation?) fucked

05.03.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

02.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 10205 πŸ” 2835 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 141

If you want to know how the British print news industry ends (which is, de facto, amazingly still what supports most newspaper websites) it's the distribution channels getting banjaxed. When you lose "TG Jones" etc even people who want a paper can't get one. That'll be the real start of the ending.

03.03.2026 10:07 πŸ‘ 353 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 11
A photo of a computer screen, with vintage blocky icons and thick blue headers in the Windows 95 style showing file transfers between music folders including artists such as Haim, How to Destroy Angels, Weird Al Yankovic and Aimee Mann

A photo of a computer screen, with vintage blocky icons and thick blue headers in the Windows 95 style showing file transfers between music folders including artists such as Haim, How to Destroy Angels, Weird Al Yankovic and Aimee Mann

So while Linux Mint wasnΚΌt a silver bullet, it has made the laptop *so* much more usable, able to transfer music away from iTunes AND I can make it look like dear old Windows 95

02.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Couple of times now I've made the observation that the public aren't going to give the government any credit for rail nationalisation when the passenger experience remains unchanged. And to be fair to them, this is a change.

02.03.2026 09:50 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

01.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 3576 πŸ” 668 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 11
A stuffed toy giraffe, somewhat bipedal, with very long legs, less long arms, and no neck at all. However, it is identifiable as a giraffe by its distinctive pattern and ossicones

A stuffed toy giraffe, somewhat bipedal, with very long legs, less long arms, and no neck at all. However, it is identifiable as a giraffe by its distinctive pattern and ossicones

Baffled by this dog toy which has recognised a giraffe needs long body parts in every department but the neck

01.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Recently made the switch to prop up an ailing laptop and would have no hesitation recommending Mint. Though, in your case specifically, do make sure it has everything you need for complex audio editing!

bsky.app/profile/godo...

01.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Dan Simmons, author of The Terror, Hyperion, Summer of Night, Carrion Comfort, and a ton of other books. Brilliant writer, capable of high concept sci-fi and fantastic scares; got some wonky politics in there, but at his best, he was singular. Hyperion, SoN, and The Terror are all classics.

27.02.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Rob, as embarrassing as it might be to say so, those first two Red Dwarf novels are genuinely great books.

26.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

26.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 10175 πŸ” 1815 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 33
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New witness testimony describes alleged trafficking operation on billionaire-owned Tracy Island: "They took me from Asia as a girl and used me as their servant."

26.02.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a laptop screen showing an installation window to one side while the Linux Mint system monitor shows a live graph of CPU usage with one line at 100% for a minute, and a frenzied patch of CPU activity that brought it to a standstill

A photo of a laptop screen showing an installation window to one side while the Linux Mint system monitor shows a live graph of CPU usage with one line at 100% for a minute, and a frenzied patch of CPU activity that brought it to a standstill

It's an impressive OS and next time I buy a laptop (def not another Lenovo!) I'd happily replace Windows with Mint on day one.

But what can you do with a machine that maxes out CPU usage while doing something as lightweight as installing Calibre?

25.02.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I bought a laptop 7 years ago that has never worked well, from the get-go it was slow, froze up at the smallest tasks. This week I installed Linux Mint on it and… no, it still sucks.

Mint does make it more usable, but I think this machine was destined to suck.

25.02.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1