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Emily V Gordon

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Current writer. Former comedy booker. Former therapist. Co-writer of The Big Sick et al. She/her. Adamantly from NC. @wintercoatfilms.bsky.social

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Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

09.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 11282 πŸ” 1967 πŸ’¬ 529 πŸ“Œ 263
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 4705 πŸ” 1395 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 72

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

08.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 5918 πŸ” 3433 πŸ’¬ 285 πŸ“Œ 232

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 21764 πŸ” 6548 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 160
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send this to a friend to jumpscare them

17.07.2025 22:16 πŸ‘ 1326 πŸ” 478 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 16
This painting was destroyed in 1978, during a fire. Somehow, a colored picture did survived.

This painting was destroyed in 1978, during a fire. Somehow, a colored picture did survived.

L'explication / The explanation
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3114505

22.02.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

"Why is the lead guitarist a woman why can't they have a version of the band where she's a man"

06.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Here's the gift link re: last RT.

06.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

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06.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

A few years ago Chris Fleming described himself (and me) as "the kind of guys who also would have been killed during the Salem Witch Trials" and tonight he has a very funny comedy special on HBO!

27.02.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 582 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 3

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

25.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 18322 πŸ” 6190 πŸ’¬ 194 πŸ“Œ 170
Trans Continental Pipeline Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado

MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now.

They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

GO DONATE.

tcpipeline.org

26.02.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 3677 πŸ” 3602 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 160

Doctors say that vaccines are the best way to protect children against measles. A guy who eats dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says they should just swim in untreated sewage water instead. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

26.02.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 2476 πŸ” 565 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 18
A drawing of an ape yelling β€œfascist pigs!”

A drawing of an ape yelling β€œfascist pigs!”

26.02.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 154 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god, was he in the files too?

25.02.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

probably the worst photo illustration of the year; also the worst homage to the Replacements’ PLEASED TO MEET ME

22.02.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fascism is here and yet we insist on continuing to make things. Keep creating. It's so important. Do not let the fascists colonize your imagination or curtail your creativity.

21.02.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 3296 πŸ” 1067 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 0

The sheer scale of the corruption - announced just today - is astounding and shameful.

20.02.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 1644 πŸ” 475 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 11
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β€˜A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS’ is averaging nearly 13M viewers per episode in the U.S.

Episode 5 got a new series high of 9.2M viewers in its first 3 days.

20.02.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 243 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7

I promise, no cancer. And no deathbed scenes.

16.02.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The anti-trans propaganda push is one of the best examples I know of real-world disinformation in action.

15.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1430 πŸ” 451 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1
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14.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 12606 πŸ” 2426 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 159
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β€œI’ve never protested before - but I just watched 4th & 5th grade kids run away from our own government.” πŸ˜•πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’”

(From @crindivisible.bsky.social )

15.02.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 28996 πŸ” 10023 πŸ’¬ 644 πŸ“Œ 591
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RALEIGH!!!! Will y'all be my Valentine this weekend and whatnot? Four showtimes to accommodate your busy ass schedule and so forth.

improv.com/raleigh/

10.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 197 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

people who say that all creative endeavor can be replaced with AI probably need to reckon with the fact that all televised sports events with human athletes could easily be replicated by high-definition computer-animated simulations….and yet we don’t do this and no one seems to want to.

08.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 3320 πŸ” 799 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 46
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Political earthquake. Nithya Raman is running for mayor.

Not only does this pose a serious threat to Mayor Bass, but it reframes the June primary in a way that benefits down ballot progressives in other city races.

07.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 282 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 15
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Rising Progressive Star Shakes Up Race for Los Angeles Mayor

LA: @runforsomething.net alum Nithya Raman is running for MAYOR, the best possible news you could hope for. There are few sharper leaders or fighters out there. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...

07.02.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Don’t let a data center consume more water than you today.

05.02.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about all these men is they could date anybody. They're rich, they're famous. They could bag socialites or models or actresses or whoever. Instead they single out the most vulnerable women and girls they can find. They cannot form relationships with women who are their peers.

03.02.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 2773 πŸ” 487 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 32
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This is Zeus. He's 13 and can't howl quite like he used to. But that doesn't stop him from stepping pup when his community needs him. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: zeustheoldiegoldie)

31.01.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 7306 πŸ” 633 πŸ’¬ 216 πŸ“Œ 71