We can't afford groceries. Or healthcare. Remember That in November.
11.03.2026 15:25
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We can't afford groceries. Or healthcare. Remember That in November.
I Tried to Make a Joke But Realized It Will Be Misinterpreted: An Autobiography
We should both do that regularly - I get boeberts.🤣
Ah, 'forthwith', my bad.
Perhaps the demand wasn't strong enough?
I don't understand what the problem is, Supreme Leader demanded they remove them posthaste.
That should solve the problem, right?🤷♂️
"Trump Derangement Syndrome is real.
Allow me to show you a perfect example - the following statement:
donald trump is ending a war that Iran declared on us..."
Official clown shoe of the Flaming Clownfuck Regime.
He's sitting in the corner with a shit-filled diaper and his finger up his nose chomping on crayons.
Are you fucking kidding me???
'chess'..
America is broken
Miami's Bam Adebavo drops 83 points in the game.
Holy. Shit.
www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
This is clearly fine with the GOP.
Apparently, Kegseth hasn’t destroyed their ability to drop truth bombs.
The goddamn world would be on fire. 24/7 coverage of every fart.
Just airdrop Lindsey Graham’s ass into Iran and be done with it. ✅
Oh, they were worse than I thought they'd be. Without seeing it firsthand you're left to what's reported and/or what you'd see on tv (his stupid fucking reality show).
It was SO much worse. And continues to somehow get even worse.
Watched too many episodes of Blue Bloods.
Gawd, he's just so fucking stupid.
I really need to find my way to a Waffle House...
You honestly couldn't write something this fucking idiotic if you tried.
Seriously.
I had to do a spittake after reading this. I have never seen someone so goddamn...just...foundation-level fucking stupid.
Holy shit, man.
@ericg1247.bsky.social What Eric said.
Dear foreign journalists....please explain to dumb Americans what's going on in this country. Our press is compromised. Thank you for your attention to this matter
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social
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I'll bet Dana Carvey would be fuckin' HILARIOUS as her!😆
What a complete fucking insult to the Air Force Academy.
jfc
I know, it's all a fucking act. I can't stand that prick.
😂😂😂👇🏼
Posted on 'blooskeee'.
Kennedy once again pulls into the lead for dumbest asshole in Congress.
It's because she had a hockey puck implanted in her upper lip.
...
Oh! You weren't talking about the way she looks, were you?
😆🤷♂️
If that stuns you, you suck at your job.
