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A white Norwegian Forest Cat asleep on his back

Mac's belly fluff hasn't fully grown back yet from his op and the danger tickles are so tempting

but I'm already down an arm

#catsofbluesky

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

old illustration titled: thrashed by lady cyclist who is noted for her athletic powers

she should call me

(Yes, I appreciate the ironing of reusing a cheap meme I did months ago.)

ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it

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My next video is gonna be a big one. The working title is "Why Aren't Movies Sexy Anymore?" It will likely push 80-90 mins, depending on the scope (I'm trying to incorporate a "brief" history of sexy cinema which could easily run the length of an undergraduate thesis if I'm not careful).

A papillon cross chihuahua with a lopsided haircut… not my fault, it grew in like that.

Don’t forget to rotate your papihuahua with every watering or he’ll grow lopsided.

Happy Hump Day from me and the pup. 😊🐾

A suspended monorail in Japan, it looks like an upside down train

How I solved the trolley problem with this one simple trick;

SUSPENSION RAILWAY!

These files confirm that Mandelson's malign influence runs through this Labour government.

Starmer knew exactly the choice he was making when he appointed him. He has to go.

"Do something" meme in which a crudely-drawn figure pokes the logo of the "Song vs. Song" podcast and says "C'mon, upload.."

When it's New Episode day for a fave podcast:

The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

im sorry you think wes 'the cass review' streeting is a defender of science?

Mousey (a mouse,) Bodger (a man,) and Badger (a badger) from the TV series Bodger & Badger.

Okay, in all three cases I like the idea of *a* badger, but may I suggest a slight improvement?

Not only would I be happy to replace Churchill on fivers with a badger, I'd replace the Churchill statue in Parliament Square with a big bronze badger AND I'd replace Ed Davey with an ACTUAL badger coz it'd probably vote in less austerity.

keir starmer knew about peter mandelson and jeffrey epstein and appointed peter mandelson as ambassador to the united states bcos he thought having a pedo capable of cosying up to donald trump was a smart idea.

the guardian: can i tell you about zack polanski and some hypno boobs? im a journalism.

New video! 🚨
Homer's Odyssey can be a rough episode, in terms of its animation. And it's got some heavy elements in it too. I've never been a fan, even calling it the worst of Season 1.
So let's give it a second chance! Is this actually a diamond in the rough? 🤔
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcRs...

A screenshot of a Tumblr post: @schizoscope December 20, 2025 people love to say they support psychotics but then call you oversensitive for saying "hey, this zany, wacky, 'hilarious' account on the internet you've just blasted to the group chat is probably someone in psychosis and i don't think we should be making fun of them like this" because while they support you because they know you personally, they still don't see the wider population of psychotics as actual people who exist #saneism #schizospec 0 comments, 72 reblogs, 163 likes

good night but for real this time

bad news for omid djalili, graham linehan, and all the other weird gen x british comedians on x.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

wow.

that's settled then. wes streeting must resign.

keir starmer basically knew mandelson was an epstein bff.

Architect said let's give a building a Redline JP pompadour

Look so this isn't really OP's the point, but one of the weirdest things about the prequels *even at the time* was the disconnect between their /relatively/ astute politics & big-picture work on the one hand and their clunky writing & scene-work on the other

By the way, Streeting used the timing of the American elections to make sure nobody would notice him extending the puberty blocker ban. Now the war in Iran has everyone's attention and he's pushing to ban trans healthcare for everyone in the UK

X post from @elaine_stritch: Timothee Chalamet at Phantom of the Opera: BOOOOOO THIS SHOULD BE PHANTOM OF THE PING PONG

This is great tho

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

Telling my cat “You’re so smart and so strong and brave” even though I know it’s not true because you gotta just gas ‘em up sometimes.

Jet (Polish dwarf rabbit - black with tiny tan specs on paw tips) laying in front of a bunny statue on laminate.

🎨🖌 Paint me like one of your French buns... and don't pay any attention to the imposter behind the wire! 😊

~ Jet 🖤🐰❤️

#BlueskyBuns #bunny #rabbit #lovebuns